[ the cake has yellow frosting writing on the board which reads ‘Happy Fourth Decade Orbiting Your Silly Yellow Star’ and a winky tongue out face with a mark around its eye to show who it was who left it because Phyla is the kind of dork who would harass Carol about her age relentlessly ]
Carol spends the rest of the day in a t-shirt reading
My Boyfriend Died and All I Got Were His Smart-Ass Kids















