#send me five

[whenimaunicorn]

Sihtric, Wihtgar, Alfred, Aethelflaed, and Steapa

Get drunk with: Alfred. Man, that guy probably has some weird stories to tell, once you loosen him up. Plus, we didn’t get to see much of his sex addiction actually happening in canon, so I can’t wait to see in what manner he attempts to seduce me once he gets going.

Make out with: Steapa. I’d climb him like a big sexy tree. Did anyone know I was into Steapa? He doesn’t have enough of a personality to inspire fanfic, but yeah, he can Get It.

Date: Aethelflaed. Oh, how I would woo her. But work will always come first with the Lady of Mercia, right? So its best we keep things casual.

Marry: Sihtric. Super husband material. The total package with his ferocity, loyalty, and sensitivity. I’m delighted by everything about this idea other than how often Lord Uhtred calls him away. Maybe I’ll be a badass and come too. I don’t have anything clever or funny to say. I just straight up wanna marry that boy.

Punch: Wihtgar. Bizarro Uhtred has got to go!

[whenimaunicorn]

5 characters... let's see 🤔 Halfdan, Mad Sweeney, Charles Vane, Bobo Del Rey and Uhtred 😀

Oh man, is this a list of your favorites or mine? (I think I can even guess who sent me this just by cross-checking my taglists)

Get drunk with: Halfdan. He just seems like great company. We’ll trade stories but he has twice as many as me

Make out with: Bobo Del Rey. I mean, check out my fic list for him... this is only as far as he ever gets. I’d barely even let this trash man into my house. Secret guilty pleasure allllll the way.

Date: Charles Vane. I’ll be his favorite gal every time he comes back into port. No one else will even dare LOOK at me while he’s gone, due to his fearsome reputation around Nassau, and that suits my introvert misanthropic nature just fine!!!

Marry: Honestly, the idea of being Sweeney’s long-lost wife just fills me with the best kind of bittersweet feelings. Picture us; two immortals, both diminished by time and the whims of the mortals, but I’m doing just a little better in that I can still remember him, but he cannot remember me. Why would I create such a tragic headcanon for my own fantasy marriage?? I can’t say, but maybe this is what you get when you put all my faves on one list...

Punch:Uhtred. He knows why.

[whenimaunicorn]

Black Sails (Male Edition); Charles, John, Jack, James, Billy, Edward. Yeah, yeah.. I know. Too many. I couldn't choose one to get rid off. So you can ignore one of them.

Get drunk with: Jack Rakham. Every night. Like literally every night. I want to party with this guy all the time, he’s just got the gift of gab and I wanna be his bestie while we hold each other up stumbling around town.

Make out with: Edward Teach. Don’t judge me. When Blackbeard showed up I got... really distracted from being able to write my Vane WIPs for a while. Daddy kept intruding on my fantasies like “boy, aren’t you going to share?”

Date: Charles Vane. I’ll be consistent with my last set of names and put him in the same place again! He’s married to the sea but he’s mine on land!! He’ll bring me lots of booty along with that booty YUM

Marry: Billy Bones. A good-hearted sweetie with the rockin bod and easy to manipulate? Himbo husband material right here!

Punch: James Flint. I’m with Vane on this one, that guy needs to be punched early and often.

[whenimaunicorn]

Black Sails (Female Edition); Anne, Eleanor, Max, Madi, Idelle.

Marry: Max. Super power couple, I’d love to run Nassau with her and wake up to that beautiful face every morning of my life.

Date: Idelle. She’s just so fucking fabulous. And smart. And capable. I’m not going to tie her down, make this exclusive if she doesn’t want it, but we like, definitely grow old together and probably get married somewhere along that way.

Make out with:  Anne. All the time, whenever she gives me that surly look I’ll just suck on that scowling lip until she’s cheered up again. We do it so much that she doesn’t have time to make out with anyone else anymore, and then we’re just, together forever without making anything official. I mean, we’re married in my head, she’s just not the ceremony type, right? Our promises to each other are all we need. Plus we exchanged sweet knives one day so, it’s basically a done deal.

Get drunk with: Madi. I want to see her face light up when she’s able to forget her burdens a little while. Loosen up and just have fun, do whatever we feel like, you know? Oops, I married her too

Punch: I think I have to echo the last ask and punch whoever Vane likes to punch. Sorry Eleanor, I loved watching your story but I can’t trust you as far as I could throw you. Maybe you maneuver me into marriage one day, but we both know mutual benefit is not the same thing as love.

[alliesob]

caryl, gleggie, richonne, carickyl, darus + aaron, jesus, beth, rick, shane

caryl

carickyl

gleggie

richonne

darus

and

jesus

rick

aaron

shane

beth

send me five ships, characters, or shows and i will rank them from my favorite to my least favorite

[aweasleywizard]

Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Vincent Crabe, Gregory Goyle, Marcus Flint

Oooo, damn, none of them are particularly my favourite but:

Blaise Zabini

Vincent Crabbe 

Theodore Nott

Gregory Goyle

Marcus Flint

[aweasleywizard]

Ron, harry, hermione, luna, neville:)

Ron

Luna

Hermione

Neville

Harry

I really didn’t want to put Harry last but someone had to be :( 

[aweasleywizard]

fleur, ginny, hermione, luna, and cho

Luna

Hermione

Fleur

Ginny

Cho 

THANK YOU :D