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good news! I got my Pap smear report back!

bad news! I literally had rather be told I have weird cells than what I got!

what did I get?

anyway if anybody needs me they can drag me off the streetcar tracks

I already asked a local pal to drive me when I get told I have to redo it because I absolutely will be drugged beyond getting home on transit safely

I have the emotional, physical, and vocal range of a soggy noodle.

And yet, showing up to corral 20 some middle school students is still easier than making plans for a sub.

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I'm so fucking congested.... Also I'm so fucking sleepy.and I have another 4 hours on shift.

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Do not let them make you think i am a waste, because i'm not.

I səlf h4rm with Joanne of Arc's sword.

I wish i could talk to him without feeling guilt.

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