Gen, getting ready for the Cinderella play: Can you help me with the dress’ zipper, Senku-chan?
Senku: Sure [zipper sound]
Gen: …
Gen: Up, Senku-chan.
Senku: Right.
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Gen, getting ready for the Cinderella play: Can you help me with the dress’ zipper, Senku-chan?
Senku: Sure [zipper sound]
Gen: …
Gen: Up, Senku-chan.
Senku: Right.
Senku, picking up phone: Hey, mentalist. Gen: Hey, Senku-chan! Senku: I'm so ready for Friday night. What's the plan? Gen: Um, actually I– Senku: Anything but Francois' restaurant, we go there every Friday. This weekend, let's mix it. Gen: Ah- Senku: Hey, what's that movie you wanted to see? About the guy, you know, with the fingers…? Gen: You mean "The Finger Guy"? Senku: That's the one. Gen: Uhh, Senku-chan, I sort of made plans already. Senku, slightly panicking: Plans? On a Friday? You? Gen: I gotta practice my impersonations! Senku: You rather spend Friday night, mindlessly practicing fake voices than with me? Gen: It’s for charity. Senku: Explain… Gen: We’re having a children's books reading marathon, I gotta practice up. 24-hours non-stop reading to raise money for research. Senku: Research what? Gen: Repetitive stress injuries. Senku: Right… Gen: With my impersonations it’s going to be great! Senku: No big, I’ve got plenty of Friday night options. Gen: Oh, well, I mean, you can come with! Senku: Hard pass, children’s books reading is not my thing. Gen: You sure you’re okay with this? Senku: Yeah, no drama. I mean, it's not like Friday nights are my official "mentalist nights", right? Gen: Alright, cool! Later, Senku-chan~! Byakuya a few minutes later: Senku, you’re still home? I thought Friday nights were your "mentalist nights". Senku, sulking: Not officially…
Gen: Can you tell me a bedtime story~?
Senku: What story? I don’t know how to tell stories.
Gen: Then tell me anything you want.
Senku: Can I tell you about the Earth?
Gen, chuckles: Of course. That sounds just like you, Senku-chan.
Senku: Do you now why the Earth’s axis is tilted?
Gen: Why?
Senku: There’s a theory that claims that the Earth’s axis didn’t start off tilted. The axis used to be upright.
Gen: eally-ray?
Senku: A long time ago, an ancient planet called Theia slammed into the Earth. Boom! It caused the upright axis to tilt by 23.5 degrees. The Earth's fractured body formed the moon, which now orbits the Earth.
Gen: mm, hearing that, I kind of feel sad for Earth-chan.
Senku: But there are benefits to it. The Earth's axial tilt gives us 24 hours a day. If it'd be upright, we might've had only eight hours a day.
Gen: Really?
Senku: I think eight hours in a day wouldn't be enough. I wouldn't be okay with that.
Gen, curious: Why not?
Senku, smiling at Gen: Because if there were only eight hours in a day, it would mean I had less time with you. I want to be with you longer than that.
Gen, smiling back: Let's thank Earth-chan's tilted axis for giving us more time to be together then.
Senku: There's a surprise in that bottle. Gen, opens it and notices that the cap says "I love you": I love you too, Senku-Cola 💜 Senku: Oi!
[After civilization is revived] Some politician: With the upmost respect, we ask if you would be interested in taking our daughter's hand in marriage. Gen, internally: Ah... Here we go again... Gen, pointing in Senku's direction: My apologies but I don't think MY HUSBAND would be too happy with me if I were to say yes. Senku: ?!?! Politician: I-I'm so sorry, Mr. Asagiri! Especially to you, Dr. Ishigami. We- I truly had no idea! Gen: Haha, it's fine! Please! Don't worry about it~!
[Once the politician leaves] Senku: Your husband? Gen: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! Senku: I make no promises- Gen: I'm sorry, Senku-chan! I just can't handle it anymore. I don't know how many more families I have to upset before I lose it. Senku: And here I thought you enjoyed all the attention. Gen: Please, help me! Just play along until the requests die down! Please? Senku, trying not to smile: The things I do for you... Gen: ... Gen: You know, I wouldn't mind... if you were actually my husband~. Senku: You really are pushing your luck today, aren't you? Gen: Hey!
Senku: Dad... am I ugly?
Byakuya: What nonsense, I'm looking at you right now, you're the most handsome young man in the universe!
Gen:Father, am I ugly?
Stanley: [gun loading sound] Who told you that?
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Senku: Do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today? Gen: Since you drank the last bottle of cola last night, today you have an enemy.