#senkiira

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Senkiira: I dare you-

Garesh: Beatrice is not allowed to accept dares.

Senkiira: Why not??

Beatrice, bowing her head: I have no regard for my own personal safety.

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Senkiira: I'm an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!

Senkiira: Garesh what are taxes

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Beatrice: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Garesh: You did WHAT–

Senkiira: William Snakespeare!!

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Beatrice: Garesh is at work so while she's gone I'm gonna cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.

Senkiira: Why??

Beatrice: She's like 85% of my impulse control.

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Senkiira, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Beatrice: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Senkiira: Oh!

Garesh: Both of you, get out of this kitchen.

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Beatrice: Leave it to me. I'm from a place where we deal with them all the time, so I know my stuff.

Senkiira: Really?

Beatrice: Here's an example. Let's say you find a bear eating your crops. So you say, "HEY! Get outta here, fur face, or you're in for a world of hurt!" The bear will be like, "Oh, sure thing," and have lunch elsewhere.

Senkiira: Uh, wow...

Beatrice: Seriously! I'm speaking from experience here. I've done it dozens of times.

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Beatrice: Aw man we can't go in here, it says 18+ and there's only two of us!

Senkiira: Beatrice, come on... We just have to invite more people!

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Senkiira: Hey, Garesh! How are you?

Garesh: Moving from one crisis to another as elegantly as I can.