a lil bit of all our game worlds :)

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Kyra: Think of a time in your life when your pulse was racing. When your heart fluttered. Gene: Fluttered? Kyra: You know... Kyra, in a high pitched voice: "Ah, it's so cute! I can't stand it! If I must look a moment longer, I fear I will die!" Like that. Gene: ... Oh, I know. My heart did flutter when I was struck by an enemy's poisoned arrow.

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Raph: I want to tell you a joke, but I can only remember the punchline.

Shay-Luna: Go ahead.

Raph: Tooth-hurty.

Shay-Luna: When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Raph: SL, you complete me.

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Morgan: Do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation? Shay-Luna: I think- Draven: Seventy-two hours. Raph: How do you-? Draven, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.

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crying over haruka carrying chibiusa around like she's an angry cat 😭

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Drevyn: Self-care is drinking 17 cups of coffee and swordfighting the spirit of a woman who tried to kill you on a mountaintop during a thunderstorm in the middle of the night

Sapphire: Uh...

Drevyn: We can't all be neurotypical, Sapphire.

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Yurie, texting: Get bell soon Yurie: Wet* Yurie: Wep* Yurie: forget it Yurie: you can just die

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Sapphire: Are you okay? Cas: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, I'm not just okay, I'm a whole ass meal. We're talking three courses, five stars. Sapphire: Cas: But mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

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Raph: I'll worry about that bridge when I come to it. Morgan: I kinda think you should worry about it before then. Raph: If I worried about a fraction of the stuff I should be worried about, I would never get anything done!

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Candor: We're going to have to go more subtle. Ember: Hey, maybe we can just burn down the place! Candor: Ember: Just spitballin'... Candor: Explain to me what you think the word 'subtle' means.

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Tin Soldier: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to come with us now. Iofie: But my parents taught me never to go anywhere with strangers. Tin Soldier: Don't be ridiculous. How old are you? Iofie: Eleven. Tin Soldier: ... Listen kid, if you want to be a grown up, then you gotta act like one. Iofie: Right, I should think for myself! Iofie: *bonks him unconscious* Iofie: I decided not to go with strangers!

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Garesh: I’ll be there as quick as I can, so apply pressure to the wounds and try not to move too much!

Beatrice: It’s okay. The weight of the earth crushing my body is pressing down on my wounds and preventing me from moving at all!

Garesh: Beatrice, we’ve really got to work on your concept of what’s “okay”.

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Maeris, seeing Candor hurt: Oh no, you poor thing! Candor: Don't bring my financial status into this

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Yurie: You're rich?

Draven: I'm not rich. My parents are rich.

Yurie: Which is the kind of thing only rich people say.

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Lunari: Please pretend you never saw any of that! Solaryn, shirtless: I don't want to forget it, but if you insist... Solaryn, hand to pec: I will bury last night's events in my heart. Lunari: C-can you bury it anywhere other than your chest...?!

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Shay-Luna: Why are we lying in the parking lot? Raph: That hook shot knocked you unconscious, so I laid down next to you so people would think we were chillin'.

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Raph: I'll tell you what SL, here's the deal - you get fired, I'll quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips off with acid, swap faces... Shay-Luna: What?? Raph: If we have to.

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Mr. Mortem: Just circling back on this- Draven: Take another lap.