#garesh

[caramuela]

Dog Days is back... and so is he.

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Garesh: I’ll be there as quick as I can, so apply pressure to the wounds and try not to move too much!

Beatrice: It’s okay. The weight of the earth crushing my body is pressing down on my wounds and preventing me from moving at all!

Garesh: Beatrice, we’ve really got to work on your concept of what’s “okay”.

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Garesh: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!

Beatrice: Okay! [jumps through a window]

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Garesh: Are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solution? Adran: Me personally? I'd rather be the whole problem

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Beatrice: Hey, I helped with that fight, too! Garesh: You STARTED it!

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Senkiira: I dare you-

Garesh: Beatrice is not allowed to accept dares.

Senkiira: Why not??

Beatrice, bowing her head: I have no regard for my own personal safety.

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Senkiira: I'm an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!

Senkiira: Garesh what are taxes

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Garesh: They ask me how I manage a cross-dimensional tavern and a busy schedule.

Garesh: Truth is, I don't. I have no control over them.

Garesh: This morning Aster asked to show me something so I went to see what was going on, and then Miss Call shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.