Group outings are so 2007 in Tyler’s opinion, why does a group of six need to hang out for two people to spend time together, what are we? Middle schoolers? But he’s a nice guy and all that jazz so he came, he puffed his friend up, making him sound good to the poor girl who would be subjected to his mentos breath by the end of the night. In total group situation fashion, the couple agreed to ‘bring someone for someone’ which honestly wasn’t really needed, Tyler wanted a free meal and a reason to get out of the house. But then he saw her, walking slow motion like a 90′s teen romcom minus the wind blowing her hair. He thinks he’s played it cool the entire time, mainly hyping his friend up and doing everything in his power to avoid meeting her eyes. But gosh, Tyler just can’t hold it in anymore and the night is about to be over, he doesn’t know when he will be blessed to see this angel again. “I know this is going to sound weird but I would drink your bathwater. For free, don’t even have to place a bet just get out the tub and hand me a straw --” || @serafimsi





