Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 1
Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)
Sergeant Calhoun (Wreck It Ralph)
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Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Round 1
Isabel Lovelace (Wolf 359)
Sergeant Calhoun (Wreck It Ralph)
I played that one fix it Felix game and now I understand the fandom headcanons about Felix being afraid of ducks bro. They've killed him more than Ralph has!
Also love the fact that Felix canonically has an eight-pack according to the Ralph breaks the internet art book. He was able to lift up Tamora with one arm (+his own body weight and her armor ) He is Strong!
Thing I noticed about Turbo and I need to share it with the world
All the adults in the main four are very strong.
I think we all know Ralph, Calhoun, and Felix are all strong. Ralph is obvious, he’s 9 ft tall and weighs like what? 600 pounds? He demolishes the same brick building with his bare hands every day. He’s the strongest out of everyone mentioned here!
Calhoun is a military gal that fights giant robot bugs and carries heavy weapons all day. We saw her pull out a machine gun(?) the same length as her body out of nowhere with ease and shoot at the bug who ate her husband.
Felix? He was able to lift Calhoun who weighs way more than him with ONE arm. I also have to mention but I’ve heard that he canonically has an 8-pack??! 😭
Now…compare any of them to Turbo. AND HE’S STRUGGLING IN A TUG OF WAR AGAINST A NINE YEAR OLD.
It’s so funny how a grown ass man is struggling against a child. I just can’t get over the fact he picked a fight with a little kid and LOST 💀
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT LMAOOOO. HE’S SO PATHETIC
TRANSFEM HEADCANON BRACKET: FIRST ROUNDS
WHICH CHARACTER WOULD YOU BE MORE LIKELY TO HEADCANON AS TRANSFEM?
EVANGELINE MORGAN [Of the Devil]
SERGEANT CALHOUN [Wreck-It Ralph]
MORGAN PROPAGANDA
A defense attorney in an aggressively corporatized cyberpunk future. She’s hot, she’s sassy, and she enjoys. Hobbies :) in her spare time :) Don’t worry about it. :) Plus like, the toxic yuri she has with her prosecutor rival would be even hotter to me if AT LEAST one of them is trans
SERGEANT CALHOUN PROPAGANDA
Badass trans soldier woman with a short king boyfriend? What’s not to love?
Finally someone shattered his ego 😂✌🏼
Some Wreck it Ralph themed blinkies, stamps, banners and dividers for the WIR fandom and @/randomalistic as a gift for having me glued to this movie in a never forseen way since august of this year.
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Thank you for this unexpected hyperfixation!
If I had a nickel for every time I came across a ship between a tall, serious blond soldier and a short, energetic, fix-everything guy, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
