#sergioaguero

[28dayslater]

alex you should have seen it it was like a bullet

Missed my son’s golazo bc my nan was telling me how when she was at school she fancied a boy with one eye called digby, my life is a joke

[igbysport]

Sergio Aguero 😍❤️❤️

[28dayslater]

love the new user btw 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

idk if i'm vibing with it icl... 28dayslater might be making a long awaited reappearance sooner rather than later

also you've got asks turned off so i can't tell you he's not even italian he's fre- he's fr- no i can't even bring myself to say it 😔

[28dayslater]

nagelsmann -> spurs thoughts 🤔

i really know nothing about him! but i feel like you gotta take "he was good with bayern, he won the league" with a grain of salt, like yeah obviously he did, it's bayern

[28dayslater]

it’s an obsession i NEED him

pep serving tenth doctor realness and you know what? i'm ready to be his rose tyler.

[28dayslater]

ruben posts thirst traps on ig every other day but he still can’t crack laporte’s follower count when all laporte does is post himself in the most clapped outfits ever

i really don’t get it like i’m a certified laporte defender and i only follow him bc his diabolical stories make me cry laughing

[28dayslater]

alex, good evening how are you ??

hi babe!! i'm okay, found out today that my surgery's getting brought massively forward (originally my consultation wasn't even gonna be until mid-may and now the whole thing is ummm... next week) which is cool but also means i won't get to see my wives or city (my other, male wives) in a few weeks. but does give me the opportunity to do my favourite thing which is have a big sulk and feel sorry for myself!! how are you doing what have you been up to today ⭐

[28dayslater]

i was confused as to why i cannot stand conor gallagher but then i found out he’s a chelsea loanee…. YUCK

i was TERRIFIED this was gonna say coady 💔

anyway why do chelsea have literally a million loan players... infesting every club in europe like bubonic plague carrying rats in 1666