#serial killer meme

[niamhoftirnanog]

How to find an Australian

[dontyoudarecallmeamuggle]

Sirius: *is hiding from a serial killer*

Sirius: Merlin I'm going to die if he finds me

Killer: Are you serious?

Sirius: I AM ALWAYS

Sirius: SIRIUS

Sirius: :D

[azazeal6669]

[bunnivalentine]

❝  long night? you’re covered in blood. ❞ (wink wonk)

SERIAL KILLER STARTERS + @lsmydesign​

“ I PUT A DEER OUT OF IT’S MISERY.” her words were blunt as she shrugged off the coat covered in crimson. The article dropped to the floor before she avoided eye contact; her target was now red wine in her fridge and her favorite wine glass to match. For once in her life; the bloodshed dealt was pure MERCY . It wasn’t hard to lie about her whereabouts; and truthfully he didn’t NEED an answer. She was a grown woman after all---but under the CIRCUMSTANCE she was covered in a horrid murder scene; perhaps an explanation wouldn’t do harm.  Whether the deer was roadkill, or a man who spoke far too nasty--- it wasn’t up for debate. “ Do you not believe me?” she questioned back in a tone far more soft than her anger let off. With her wine now served she took a moment before taking a sip; the chip on her shoulder finally off. “ I didn’t realize it was four in the morning. Sorry if you were worried or whatever..”  

[blueandye11ow-blog]

[tavianalvia]

Marius comes up behind the stranger banging at Tavi's door and yelling at him through it. He wraps an arm around the guy's neck,"I believe he said no. But since you didn't get the hint. Let me spell it out for you." he snarls and twists his grip until the guy's neck breaks with a snap. He glares down at the body and picks it and hauls it off to the nearest garbage incinerator chute. As he watches the body slip down he growls before wiping his hands clean and walking away.

Tavi heard the noise.  And heard the familiar growl.  But it was a few minutes before he braved actually coming out, hand shaking on his gun still.  He shuffled outside of his door and waited for Marius to appear again.

[tavianalvia]

"Now are you going to be a good little bitch and and come out or do I have to come in and punish you?" The voice growled.

"F-fuck you!" he squeaked out.

[tavianalvia]

"Bitch I could kick in this shitty door any time I wanted or simply" The door simply unlocked on it's own.

His breath stopped.  Everything stopped.  He stared, wide eyed at the door.