#serial killer traits

[caffeinatedfruitfly]

want appreciation for my superior lying skills from the person I'm successfully lying to.

what a bad idea.

[azrael-the-lucifan]

My friends and I were discussing our respective serial killer traits. Basically just some kind of idiosyncratic behaviour we have. One friend counts as she eats, another knows way too much about serial killers. Mine is that I eat Kit Kats like this

[lacroixisacidwater]

My sister: Hey what's your serial killer trait

Me: What?

Sister: Mine is being too casual about emergency situations.

Me: Oh, like the time you started something on fire while cooking and you came into the living room to tell us but you told like a whole story leading up to the fire before actually mentioning a fire?

Sister: Right! So what do you think yours is?

Me: Probably how I like to know peoples middle names for no reason.