i'm "essential"

24 she/her

[great-and-small]

Literally nothing warms my cold dead heart like hearing a baby-voiced toddler casually dropping the word “Therizinosaurus”

[androgyne-angel]

OC 😌

[marvelslag]

Possible sneaky addition:

[cheesespergers-deactivated20221]

damn good coffee.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[brucesterling]

[kirksfattitties]

w

[kirksfattitties]

water tribble

water tribble

[lacefuneral]

water tribble

[distracted-kirk]

d

desert tribble

[lacefuneral]

desert tribble

[talaxian]

d

dessert tribble

[gayquark]

dessert tribble

[thesadchicken]

dessert tribble

[plant-dad-sulu]

h

hot tribble…..

[katpurglar]

hot tribble

[twinkdrbashir]

hot tribble

[humunanunga]

c

cold tribble..

[thesadchicken]

cold tribble

[mckittericks]

cold tribble

[official-lucifers-child]

d

dirt tribble

[tundraroo]

dirt tribble

[leg-stealing-bee]

dirt tribble

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

c

crystal tribble

[memest-patron-demon-of-bad-idea]

crystal tribble

[mythicalbinicorn]

crystal tribble

[willow404]

r

rubber tribble

[katzs-current-obsession]

rubber tribble

[funkylittlefruit]

Rubber tribble

[untitled12573]

g 

garden tribble

[ah-shit-i-burned-down-the-house]

garden tribble

[awkward-finger-guns]

garden tribble

[sirfroggerspennyworth]

s

stone tribble

[awkward-finger-guns]

stone tribble

[e-the-village-cryptid]

stone tribble

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

s

shiny tribble

[bleeemper]

shiny tribble

[sunnythebunny2]

shiny tribble

[imaveryevilgirl]

l

light tribble

[gumi-megpoidd]

light tribble

[kkshowtunes]

light tribble

[eyess]

c

cat tribble

[kkshowtunes]

cat tribble

[multifandomg4m3rg1rl100]

cat tribble

[bluejay-bitch-in-the-treetops]

c

cloud tribble

[hoonkus-deactivated20230701]

cloud tribble

[detective-dr-curious]

Cloud tribble

[dabiqwq-moved-deactivated202109]

b

bubble tribble

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

Bubble tribble

[boobellblues]

Bubble Tribble

[colehersch]

PSA

[tikkety-tok]

what's the chances of that?!

[adobe-outdesign]

same energy

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[boobellblues]

I’m sorry am I having a stroke, what the fuck is going on here?

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[the-last-girl-scout]

[butter-and-too-much-bread]

Managers really are evil aren’t they?

[infectedwithnyanites]

Love the paranoia inherit in interpreting any unmonitered conversations among your employees as potential threats.

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

If you were confused where the capitalists stand “knowing your rights” is a threatening buzz word to them. 

[fitzreiley]

I’m a union member. From a union family. My grandmother and mother both worked in and for the same Union. My first job as a teen was working as a truck packer for fedex. Non-union. The new hire orientation was a half hour of class time. 15 minutes on all of our duties and safety procedures and everything. Then a 15 minute video on why unions were bad. At 19 I knew a fair amount about unions having been to many picket lines with my grandmother and mother. I took notes on ‘the evils the union’ when the instructor came back he asked us if we had any questions. I commenced to asking him about 10 minutes worth of questions picking about the ‘evils’ the union represent. Before I was even allowed on the floor for my first shift I was called into the floor managers office. They did not appreciate when I pulled my phone out to record our conversation. Long story short I was let go before my first shift and had to threaten legal action (because I’m just that petty) to get them to pay me for the time I was there ‘employed’.

Mangers don’t like when you have even an inkling of your rights and a union enforces those rights for workers.

[spideylilparker]

Current Quarantine Mood

[angelbunniies]

[tokai-teio]

[sirartwork]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

john travolta has a wife?

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[pardonmywitchcraft]

He was in saturday night fever

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay here is my final draft:

“i know john travolta is gay but he also has really racist energy”

thanks for coming on this journey with me

[pukicho]

Oh don’t hold back eBay? Go fucking raw with my $10 coupon? Just absolutely fucking wild? $10 coupon?

[0040385r0934509-deactivated2021]

Are you ever ok

[pukicho]

NO

[pukicho]

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[loveharuokumura]

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

[hookedonafeeeling]

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads

[corpish]

I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal