#seriously harry

[vodkaskys]

Translate: it’s about sucking a dick, but I really can’t say that 🙂‍↔️✋🏻

[anwynb2003]

Hot Take:

If Harry wanted to name his son after a brave Slytherin, why didn't he pick Regulus?

Dude was basically still a kiddo, and literally KILLED HIMSELF TO TRY AND STOP VOLDEMORT!!!

Plus, it's his Godfather's brother, man.

Much better than the creeper who bullied him because he was obsessed with his mother and bitter that she married his father.

And it just sounds nice: Albus Regulus

I only say this if you wanna keep the "one was a Slytherin, and he was the bravest man" line, the obvious correct answer here is Albus Rubeus

[doesnt-own-a-sportscoat]

Harry: “Cooper, I need you to go along with me on this, even if it sounds a little weird…”

Coop: …..Have you…met me?

[reginathespaniel]

how to be a good sport (and avoid the entire plot of goblet of fire)

at the top table, professor dumbledore had straightened up, nodding to professor mcgonagall.

“harry potter!” he called again. “harry! up here, if you please!”

“go on,” hermione whispered, giving harry a slight push.

harry got to his feet and called out, “sorry, i didn’t enter my name, there’s been a mistake.”

mcgonagall pursed her lips and dumbledore frowned slightly. “the rules are that the people whose names come out of the goblet of fire are bound to compete in the tournament. the goblet of fire has gone out-”

harry said again, with some exasperation, “yeah, but i didn’t enter and i don’t want to do this. so. someone did shady as fuck dark magic to the goblet and you’re the adults so you can handle that. i’m going to keep being 14 and not participate in this dangerous international tournament against my will.”

“wow, and i was about to be real angry about all this too,” ron said to hermione in undertones. “sure am glad i didn’t act like a jackass for four chapters.”

[rosequartzharry]

Okay but when will Harry sing Aretha Franklin? Cause I need that shit.

[harrysayingnympho]

I also think about the gifs and video from that same interview where he's saying, "I want to marry you, I want to have kids with you," but I just cut off the part where he says that's NOT what the song is about lol, I am sad tonight, I shouldn't be allowed to think on Sunday nights lol :(

sundays are the worst for these emo thoughts :(

[hartwinorlose]

Loo goes there?

Mr. Pickle when anyone walks into the bathroom, probs

[harrythestag]

Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.

Harry Potter, a summary