#seriouslywhatthehell

[pocket-deer-belly]

thissiteissofuckedimeanicantevenusespacebarsometimes

[geekycheekylj]

So I don't know why but my tumblr dashboard isn't working. What the hell u follow 250 people there can't be "no posts" gahhhhhhhh this sucks

[nevershoutemmah]

you’re perfect

[lipglossandliches]

I find it ridiculous and infuriating that some people blame contraception for a degrading respect towards women, as if this were something new. Birth control has been around for millennia in one form or another, perhaps the renewed wide spread availability has revealed a flaw of society that has been around for just as long if not longer. Is it the medication's fault or the individuals who weren't taught better? 

[theravingoctopus]

In the interest of spreading weirdness and genuine "Oh, what the HELL is that?" moments, please watch in its entirety this 1998 music video from the Danish band Cartoons.  The song is Witchdoctor, which I heard in its "Chipmunks" version as a child and then several other versions since.

Features include Interesting Phallic Hair, Blatant Butt Grab, Spaceship That Totally Looks Like Cross Between Personal Hygiene Item and Personal Massage Device, and Random Elvis Appearance at the end.  It also contains what I think (and could be mistaken) is a Prince Charles lookalike cartoon who plays piano on his teeth for about two whole seconds, and a nice little sax riff.  I'm pretty sure the Hispanic looking Dane is also wearing big shoes that look like tanks, and one of the others has an interest in carrots.

This video is messed up on so many levels, and so must be shared to bring illumination to those that live in the darkest depths of the Internet Ocean.

Of course, one thing it doesn't feature is an octopus.  One would think that they could have considered it, what with the spaceship-phallus-tampon going underwater at one point before, um, entering a...a...hole...seriously, what the hell Denmark.

-Bluey