MHA Boys coming back to their dorm to find you there
contents: crack, sfw, fluff, a lot of swearing
bois included: bakugou, denki, sero
A/N: I was bored and i needed some mha crack in my life and it's rlly short
masterlist
Bakugou
"BITCH??!!" Bakugou let out a high pitched screech.
"BISH WHAT??!!" You screeched back.
You were literally just laying on his bed while he was sparring.
"How tf did you get in here??!!"
"Through the window, DUMBASS I came thru the mf door!"
"WITH WHAT KEY?"
"THE ONE YOU GAVE ME??"
"Oh yeah I did give you one."
A moment of silence passed.
"So, why tf you here?"
"I missed you fucker." You opened your arms.
"Well, I didn't." Yet he still crawled into your arms.
Denki
You walked into his dorm knowing he went to get snacks and hid in his half-full hamper. (You took out the clothes, got in it, and covered yourself again.)
5 minutes later the door opened, and Denki was carrying a mountain of junk food and singing Hello by Adele. He plopped them on his bed and put his filthy socks in the hamper.
You full on gagged.
"AHH WHAT THE FUCK?!!" He screamed. You wiggled around and knocked the hamper over, crawling out.
"Wash yo damn feet, ewww!" You were still holding your nose.
"ARIANNA WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE??" He started cackling and threw a bag of chips at ur face.
"Haha, fr tho take care of your toxic waste." You said pointing at his hamper.
Sero (i could not for the love of God find a stupid pic of him)
You slithered into his closet when he went to the bathroom.
He came back and was making stupid noises.
Ex: "hwah" "eeee-OW" "WHATCHAA!"
You held in your laugh bcs you knew he was either posing in the mirror or rlly getting into a video game.
You then heard his footsteps coming closer to the closet door, and you turned on your phone flashlight and held it under your face (like how ppl tell campfire stories yk)
He opened it,
"Boo bitch."
He screeched, like loud.
"YOU GOOD BRO??" Shoto's voice boomed through the wall.
"YEAH!!" His voice cracked and you fell to the ground cackling.
"YOU FUCKING BABY i got you gooood." You poked his calf.
For the next hour, you were taped to the ceiling watching Sero play a video game.
"So, when u gonna let me down?"
"When I get tired of hearing that question."
"Aight."
2 minutes later...
"U gonna let me-" You fell on the bed (bcs he wasn't that mean)
"Bish, warn me next time."
warnings: suggestive, tiny but angsty, mostly rage inducing crack
part 1 part 2
DENKI:
• does the whole trust worthy goofy guy thing :|
•he just a funny silly guy 🤣 you’ll think “omg is it just me that thinks he’s actually really cute ...?”
• No. it’s not just you. it’s every girl on campus alright?
• he fucks anything and everything that comes his way, indefinitely. girl, boy, non binary, he plays them all
• i mean #gayrights but he’s a man whore
• thing is he’s not the worst of the bunch he’s just a huge slut that’s too dumb to realise other people have feelings
•fucks who he wants, when he wants bc he can
•somehow he always has ten thousand poor sods in love with him even though there’s nothing behind those pretty eyes
•if u decide to fuck around with him... best night of your life tbh but it’s not worth the embarrassment of crying over the fact he made out with 3 people at YOUR birthday party even after he cuddled you after he nutted in u :( u thought it meant at least something!
•naw that’s just how he rolls, u were warm and nice so he went for it. meant less than nothing to him
•always smells a little. like not enough that u don’t fuck him, but enough that u notice
•girl don’t cry over him he can’t remember ur name i’m so sorry
KIRISHIMA:
•lord help us all
• typical gym bro pussy pounder, all he can think of is Sport™️ and Nut™️
•He’s the type to have a really rowdy friend group but so he pulls the “woah guys, you’re scaring the lady, are you ok 😅😘🥺”
•And then you’ll go, omg this guy is so sweet and so different and so hot, i should definitely have sex with him, he’s definitely a nice guy
• Aha! you’ve fallen for his trap! you fool!
•he’s like a fake feminist :/
•if his friends say something misogynistic around girls he’ll be like “woah woah woah! that’s uhhhh that’s a little sexist!”
• his friends roll their eyes at his stupid ploy “yeah whatever man” but they don’t expose him, bro code or whateva
•the second you lovely ladies leave he’s like 10x worse
• “naw bro that girl was ugly” “no tits, no ass, what’s the point?” “she would be hot if it wasn’t for her face” “she’s a slut but id still hit, it’d be loose tho”
•every horrible thing you can imagine he has said. I despise him
•if he’s got his sights on u, he’s having you, end of.
• hell do anything to get you to sleep with him if u turn him down the first time, he loves a challenge
• honestly he’s a bit too proud of himself, his strategy is just being really hot in ur vicinity and hoping u crack, all while keeping up his nice guy shtick
•credit to him it works a lot of the time
•if that fails, he’ll join whatever study group ur in and mansplain to you, which surprisingly doesn’t work either
• his last resort is to actually learn stuff about u and have a real conversation, which is so yawn, but works when he brings up the fact that he volunteers at the local orphanage and “those kids are like my little brothers you know?”
•suddenly he’s balls deep in you and he sticks a finger in ur butt? okay
• got to admit, he is a good fuck he’s just the worst person ever. he really sucks.
• honestly he probably won’t even talk degradingly about you to his friends, you weren’t particularly anything, he has sex with a lot of girls, ur not really special
• leaves hella hickeys bc he’s a dickhead
SERO:
• cunt
• blatant and obnoxious flirting
• wears chains religiously
• paints his nails black but he’s so shit at it
• smokes more than he shits, and he shits a lot
• makes tik tok thirst traps, and they’re annoyingly hot
• ur like omg cringe who does that lol but when he waddles his emo caboose up to u u fold immediately
• so annoying, so so so annoying
•like he’s just a little squirmy rat man, a little guy that makes u itch but u let him in ur pants anyway
• he’s so smug after the fact as well, always making sexual comments about u to ur face afterwards
•if u tell him ur uncomfortable he’ll just be like “what? you didn’t seem uncomfortable when i _____”
•he’s shit i want to hit him
• pukes at every party he goes to, fucking nerd
• says he’s a communist but he is most definitely not, he just likes leftist hoes
•got a stupid fucking tattoo of some dumb quote on his leg, something like “live fast die young” u know he gets that shit out every party
•takes way too long on his hair. no one cares that you got a mullet please stop talking about it
