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Lily // 19 // she/her // in my crazy girl era // mdni

[angelplummie]

NAVIGATION

old blog name: ushijimascumbucket

MASTERLIST

CURRENT OBSESSION:

CHALLENGERS

CURRENT FAVOURITE SONG:

ANDROMEDA by WEYES BLOOD

I DON’T TAKE REQUESTS!!! SEND ME THIRSTS AND ANYTHING ELSE IN ASKS!!!

[edgarallennope]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[depsidase]

[byjove]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[fairycosmos]

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

[termagax]

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[sunday-bug]

[poppy-metal-archives]

Trying to find works from poppy’s grotesquerie, ghostface artrick era…

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[ballwizard]

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[valtsv]

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

[valtsv]

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings