#servalisms

[sinsmockingbird]

I JUST HAD A ZOYA THOUGHT……… zoya is a 100% great dad and she does all the typical dad things which include throwing your kid up and catching them it’s just that. zoya is strong asf. so sometimes. she’ll accidentally throw the kid a little too high. you get a heart attack and zoya experiences the 5 stages of grief because holy fuck. you’re gonna kill her right before she catches the kid again, her heart pounding wildly in her chest.

the kid, on the other hand, enjoyed it very much and asks her if she can do it again.

(she almost does, but the death glare you send her from across the yard makes her reconsider. after all, hell hath no fury, right?)

Oh my god, Sev this is so fucking cute! Zoya really is so dad coded, she does the typical dad things like that. But can you blame her? If her kids are gonna use her as jungle gym, then she's gonna act like one! Even if one of the things she does is toss one of her kids so high into the air she knows your gonna kill her.

Honestly this idea reminded me of a meme so I really wanted to edit it to fit this. I call it Y/N vs Zoya on how they are as parents with their kids.

[spirit-lanterns]

omg angey who would be like the MOST embarassingly (or not, because some people kafka have no shame) painfully bricked up when they see bunny judo flip a man ?? my money is on kafka because she’s my little meow meow and also it seems like something she’d highly approve of

Honestly? I can see a woman like Ruan Mei unconsciously getting super turned on at the sight of Bunny showing off her secret strength. Kafka is one of these women too, ofc; but Ruan Mei would be watching with piqued interest at Bunny’s sudden display of strength. I can see her looking very amused and making a mental note later to “analyze” that strength of yours later on in private~ 🩷

Tingyun is another woman I can see getting “bricked up” as you call it. Her tail would be wagging with interest and she’s fanning her face like a maiden in love. Oh, Bunny Reader’s got the whole gang swooning 🥺

[cthuloo]

Finally used up my huge savings for Deren and Yao!

I pulled for them with @sinsmockingbird @servalisms @sinful-lanterns and @vrachis

Special thanks to Kein who took these images from the stream because I straight up forgot

[sea-lanterns]

greetings captain of the ss navey 🫡🫡🫡 may we have some navey lore for the soul 🥺🥺🥺 totally cool if u wld rather not share though !! sending u and ur wife all the love <333

LORE? Uhhh…I don’t really have any Angey x Navia lore specifically, but I do have a self-insert OC/Persona for genshin that does have romantic lore with Navia 😅

Idk if you want that instead since that self-insert goes by my name and another name, but the lore is quite cute imho (no angst at all just pure fluff)

I’ll share a drawing of her one day (not mine, will probably commission my talented sister to do it) and once I do that I’ll share some Navey lore :)

[spirit-lanterns]

WAIT angey how strong are the bunnies’ ‘natural’ instinct? like since rabbits are prey animals and all they might be just a touch skittish because i was working on another little somethin for faf and then i realised a dragon would be considered a predator animal which. wouldnt work well in faf’s favor to attract a bunny 😭😭😭 i may have just cockblocked faf from having fun with a bunny permanently LMAO

Some Bunnies might be intimidated by Fafnir because she’s a dragon, but yk, Bunny Reader specifically likes scary women 🤭

However, if you’re thinking about the other Bunnies, then yes I feel like majority of them will be skittish around her. BUT, to help Fafnir out…

*hands her a carrot*

This should work.

[spirit-lanterns]

angeyyyy omg celebrity au lives rent free in my head like……… reader being assigned bottom by the community is so fucking funny 😭😭😭 they get so type casted as a bottom that when they finally get a femme fatale/BAMF role in a new show or movie it sends the fanbase into a FRENZY like those thirst tweets were going crazyyyy (bonus points if reader was co-starring with one of the more top ladies like kafka and reader FINALLY gets to put her on her back like 👀👀👀)

kafka would be so shameless about that scene in interviews like “mm, what was it like to be under (name)? oh it was wonderful, the view was excellent….. i wouldn’t mind if it happened again”. kafka is the cate blanchett of this au istg

side note, is it alright if i brainrot a little on my own about celebrity au? i’ll tag u in every one! ofc, if you’d rather not, that’s totally cool too!! :)

Oh yeah, Reader is constantly tagged as the “bottom” in majority of the ships featuring her. However, I’m REALLY loving how Reader finally gets her time to shine when she gets a femme fatale role in one of her movies. I’m sure her fanbase would fold quicker than a deck of cards, and Kafka playing as her more submissive partner would cause their fandoms to scream in common fangirl behavior 💕

I bet all the other celebrity girls were jealous when that movie was released. All secretly wishing they were in Kafka’s place, as it’s not everyday that Reader get to play a dominant role 😍

[sinsmockingbird]

OMG SINS ??? if you are comfortable with it may i know the zoya x sins lore……… 👉👈 only if ur ok with it ofc !!!! i love selfships and i love seeing selfships of my friends !!! it makes me vibrate at a frequency that shatters glass (/pos) frfr 👉👈

I am more than happy to give the lore behind my selfship with Zoya! There is quite a bit, especially when you start mixing in other PTN women, but I can give the main information! Lmk if you want a deeper five btw Sev, because I'm happy to provide.

Me and Zoya's relationship can be summed up in two words; domestic life. Sure, she's the leader of the Legion, but when she's not dealing with the stuff associated with them and is home with me, our life can be seen as your stereotypical American family life.

We have five biological kids (I've always wanted a big family, especially with Zoya). Three girls and two boys, who are all a perfect mix of both of our genes. The older three kids are like Zoya, rambunctious and destructive, while are littest two are like me - more quiet and reserved, at least until you get them to open up. The order from oldest to youngest is our eldest daughter, our twins (a boy and a girl), our son, and then our youngest daughter. Each of them have Zoya wrapped around their finger, but not as much as our youngest who could be seen as the "runt" in a pack of wolves, meaning my girl us extra protective.

Besides our five biological children, we have quite a few more adoptive kids, including Horo, Hecate & Hella, Eve, & Thistle. They might be adopted, but that doesn't mean Zoya and I love them any less. They're our little babies, and I would kill anyone who threatens them just like our other five!!

Some big lore that happened a few months ago is that me and Zoya had to go to couples therapy for a week. The reason why? Rahu.

When Rahu came out (and you guys will understand this when I wrote her for a long time straight on here). All I could think about was that dog to the point I wanted to be with her more than my girl husband!! It was a hard month, to say the least, and we had to send the big scary dog to the Rust for a week while me and Zoya did couple's therapy. Everything worked out, though!! As I'm not as obsessive over Rahu now and me and Zoya came to an agreement about sharing me with her - which is somehow why Rahu is now the family dog.

The kids love their big, scary dog, Rahu! And the twins will periodically bully and pull pranks on the poor girl. But it's okay! She sucks it up and takes it (not because I promised her we'd have a baby together at some point).

[spirit-lanterns]

ANGEY I BRING YOU LEAKS OF YOUR BIRD GIRLFAILURE ROBIN 🫡🫡🫡 BON APPETIT MY LIEGE

MY GIRLFRIENDDDDDD 🥺

I LOVE HER SO MUCH AGH I WANT TO SMOOCH HER AND PET HER WINGS I CANT BELIEVE SHE SINGS IN HER ULT 😭😭

My beautiful, my lovely, her voice is so angelic I can’t believe she’s real sobbb

And her HAIR. HER HAIR IS SO PRETYY OML. I JUST WANT TO BRUSH IT AND KISS IT SJDKKSNDKED