#serxnavdw

[undeadcanary]

[text]: fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

text meme | @serxnavdwstatus: always accepting

[ sent: serena ] you’re already drunk otherwise you wouldn’t think salad would help !!![ sent: serena ] just drink water. and eat lots of sugar[ sent: serena ] text me with 911 if you need me to pick you up

[awesomegaydar-a]

[text]: I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package

MEME: Texts from last nightSTATUS: Accepting, selectively.

[ TXT; serena van der damn ]: i need to stay away from anything penis shaped but we can’t always get what we want, can we?

[awesomegaydar-a]

[text]: fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

MEME: Texts from last nightSTATUS: Accepting, selectively.

[ TXT; serena van der damn ]: sorry i didn’t read anything after ‘fuck you’ but my answer is yes.

[surovoost-blog]

@serxnavdw​ ✗ starter call.

       ‘ You look like a party girl if I ever saw one. ’ Clever thing to say to a girl at a party, right? Still, Vasiliy grins like he isn’t being obvious, and leans back against the wall. ‘ Why do I know your face? ’

[awesomegaydar-a]

@serxnavdw: me to santana about that text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG5MfbXhnu4

[brookesmxrt-archive]

[text]:Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

( text: serena ): ok…he might’ve been beautiful, but baby talk in the bedroom??( text: serena ): s…i think you’ve lowered your standards too much. 

[silhoucttes-blog]

@serxnavdw liked this.

        ❛  ----- christmas, of course, at the chateaux with daddy, but i’ll be well back by new year’s, because no one does eve like this city. ❜  

[grayhoodiie]

serena.

he takes a moment just to look at her -- she’s still as breathtaking as he remembers.·“serena van der woodsen.” && he says her name like he can’t quite believe it’s really her standing in front of him, like he can’t believe it’s been ten·whole years since he last saw her. ( x ) -- && @serxnavdw·.