#setting: mk4

[incorrectmidwaymortalkombat]

Liu Kang: I love you, Kitana.

Kitana: I know.

Liu Kang: What? How do you know?

Kitana: We’re dating?

Liu Kang: No we’re not?

Kitana: We’re not?

Johnny, watching from the sidelines: I thought you two were already married, what the fuck—

[incorrectmidwaymortalkombat]

Kung Lao: Keep Liu Kang away from me while I go confront Goro.

Kai: Okay, fine.

[later that day]

Liu Kang: Hey, have you seen Lao?

Kai, panicking: Kung Lao died during the invasion last year-