Sep 6, 2010
It's the Inflatable Doll Isn't It?
Busted! [from the current Shouts & Murmurs column in The New Yorker on the idea of settling downward.]
4. Why would you say your last relationship ended? (a) My computer crashed. (b) The inflatable doll exploded (but I told everyone it was from happiness). (c) Mange.
[caption id="attachment_1148" align="aligncenter" width="225" caption="Not quite as creepy as an inflatable doll."][/caption] p.s. My Grow-A-Lover experiment is over. This is how much he grew. Not the 600x as promised, but a respectable sprout nonetheless. I'm not quite sure what to do with him. Perhaps dry him out and prop up in my display of barnyard animals and babushka dolls.