May 15, 2025
Favourite Severance Character?
Mark Scout
Mark S.
Helly R.
Helena Eagan
Dylan G.
Dylan George
Irving Bailiff
Irving B.
Gemma
Devon
Harmony Cobel
Seth Milchick
Voting ended onMay 22, 2025
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Favourite Severance Character?
Mark Scout
Mark S.
Helly R.
Helena Eagan
Dylan G.
Dylan George
Irving Bailiff
Irving B.
Gemma
Devon
Harmony Cobel
Seth Milchick
If it were up to you, who would you choose to see the show shift to their point of view for season 3?
Gemma Scout
Helena Eagen
Dylan George
Irving Bailiff
Harmony Cobel
Seth Milchick
Stay With Mark Scout
Which of these severed departments would you most like to work in?
Macrodata Refinement
Optics and Design
Wellness Center
Mammalians Nurturable
Choreography and Merriment
Most pathetic little meow meow Severance man
Mark Scout - ugly crying alcoholic. fucks up his brain just to hide from grief
Mark S - isn’t sure how to make his eyes kind but boy is he trying his best
Dylan George - wishes he could be a pocket door. apparently sucks at marriage
Dylan G - cusses like a 7th grader. Irving is his fav perk. tender-hearted AF
Irving Bailiff - his only friend is his dog. fell in love and doesn’t even know
Irving B - actually Irving is NOT pathetic. dude went out in a blaze of glory
Petey Kilmore - reintegration go brrrrr. dude died looking for tokens
Ricken Hale - way too into kelp. fails to worship Devon like she deserves
Seth Milchick - secretly whimsical. fantastic dancer. somehow still pro-Lumon
Burt Goodman - previously a scoundrel. straight up mean about Fields
Burt G - fusses about his hair. practices jokes before dates.
Fields Goodman - urged his husband to sever so his innie can go to heaven
Hyperspecific Severance Poll!
Works under fluorescent lights but lives in near darkness at home
Equally alternates between a graceful posture and an awkward, hunched-over gait
Wears glasses are that are always sliding down your face
Had a fruit carved in the shape of your head before
Threw a coffee mug in the general direction of one of your subordinates
Got mad at someone else’s kid since they didn’t follow the rules you agreed upon
Lied to your crush about the amount of people in your department
Was a wellness counselor for precisely 107 hours
Managed a team of adults at the ripe age of eight
Is bisexual
None of these
Multiple of these
The Board encourages you to answer this poll as a part of your required onboarding for the viewing of the season finale. Praise Kier.
How successful would Helly R.…
…be if they decided to become a pro-wrestler?
Yes on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills
Yes on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills
No on the microphone skills / Yes on the wrestling skills
No on the microphone skills / No on the wrestling skills
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Which of these do you think is more likely to happen?
rMark x Helena Eagan sex scene
rMark x Helly R sex scene
If Mark Scout from Severance was the one assigned to escort Ellie Williams to the Fireflies, how would they fare compared to Joel?
Gets emotionally attached / successfully escorts Ellie to the hospital
Gets emotionally attached / fails to escort Ellie to the hospital
Doesn’t get emotionally attached / successfully escorts Ellie to the hospital
Doesn’t get emotionally attached / fails to escort Ellie to the hospital
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