#severissa

[queersnape]

I'm back from the dead bc I thought of something funny.

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Draco: Professor Snape, why does my father call you baby girl?

Snape: Let's stop talking for a little while.

-the next day-

Draco: WHY DOES MY MUM CALL YOU BABY GIRL?!

Snape: I didn't say we could start talking again!

[rewritingcanon]

its more marauders era, but I need your opinion on poly ships like Lucius Narcissa and Snape 🤞🏻🤞🏻

or James Sirius and Remus (the real reason Peter betrayed them; he was left out the polycule lmao) - or even, Remus dates Sirius, who is also dating James, who is also dating Lily who is also dating Mary

(please I need more polyamory, I'm foaming at the mouth)

hmm i like poly ships but its hard for me to envision them within hp a bit. for instance i like hinny, linny and lunarry separately but if they were all dating each other the dynamic changes. but… i think i can get behind that one. the jilverus ship is also the toxic poly ship that intrigues me, but being intriguing is different to shipping yk.

in terms of the ships u mentioned i feel like narcissa/lucius/severus would be funny as fuck. sev really just started as their third and then got promoted enough to be godfather status for draco 😭😭 lucissa gives me usual tradhet couple with some secret shameful kink on the side so its hard to see them being super open about it.

for james/sirius/remus im so sorry but i rlly dont see it at all. maybe with their fanon characterisations i can see it but from canon they just read as toxic jock friendship circle with a typical ringleader (james), his second (sirius), the amicable follower (remus) and their lolcow (peter) who they’re technically friends with but can be sometimes evil to. but its a fun concept! so is remus->sirius->james->lily->mary. why do i feel this line is like succession of almost realised homoerotic relationships yet the only one that survives is the het ship 💔