#sewer cat

[lupeloto]

one of my favorite things y’all say on here/in fic is that ian “domesticated” mickey. it sounds like y’all are talking about a feral cat who lived in the sewers that ian took in and honestly…

not too far off

[screaming-skvll]

"What is this doing here?"

"That's... Isn't that one of those Awoken statues?"

"Well... yes... or at least it's mimicking that form."

"Mimicking?"

"It's the same pose and style and all, but look at the materials, the detail. It's nowhere near as fine as the examples attested from the Reef."

"Maybe that just means it wasn't made in the Dreaming City. The ground ain't made of crystals everywhere, right?"

"Fair point. Could it be... Do you think one of the early Awoken who came to Earth made it?"

"What do you mean 'early'?"

"You know the Earthborn are all descended from Awoken who left the Reef during the Dark Age, right?"

"Right."

"Well, could be one of those Reefborn who first came to Earth made this out of local materials. We'd have to do dating and other analysis to confirm that, but..."

"You don't think one of the Warlocks who built this floating nonsense just stuck that in here for a laugh?"

"Also possible, I suppose. But we're not going to know till we call the Cryptarchy, get an archaeological team in here to survey the site and all that."

"And you think they're gonna send in a team like that on the off chance this dingus might be interesting?"

"They will if I ask nicely."

"Oh yeah?"

"Let's just say Master Rahool owes me a favor."

(EAZ)

[bigyikies]

This is Sewer Cat. He comes around once a year to make sure ur life isn’t shit. Reblog or 5 years of shitty life.

[swampguzzler]

[deadchelsea]

i feel like skater trash

today i went for jams again, poppin’ snaps off and 

snap-backing my tomb hat

the sun was gnar and the people were less awful

i’m ill but never sick, got that?

i don’t ride for entertainment or freedom,

i slide on the pavement like rosin or ether, 

i shift modes whenever i didn’t need ‘em -

i got change in my pocket for people.

the coolest part of it was sewer cat, he was

next to some Starbucks in Central

we stared it out and we both walked away

that’s why i feel like skater trash.

[thingsdontfly]

i'm getting the second-worst christmas present my husband says he has a christmas present for me and i'm terrified. for valentines day he printed out a bunch of inane pornhub comments onto little hearts (ie "what a boobs. i've never seen such a boobs") colored them lovingly and hid them around the apartment i was finding them for weeks. there's still a heart that says "that pussy is a symphony i'd be part of!" in the butter compartment of the fridge whatever surprise he has planned for tomorrow will be the second worst christmas present because of course, the worst christmas present would be barry

[hookahpop]

dad gave one of the sewer cats a bowl of milk and now it keeps staring at us through the window omg