#sextsfrommarxists

[sextsfrommarxists]

hey girl, nothing so effectively stifles our lives as the transformation into work of the activities and relations that satisfy our desires.

but trust me, with you it isn't work. rawr.

[sextsfrommarxists]

# And a Very Happy Red New Year to You, Comrades!

[sextsfrommarxists]

Love and Solidarity to our Comrades Fighting Austerity and Fascism in Greece!

PAVLOS PRESENTE!

[sextsfrommarxists]

hey boys and girls,

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

ain't no party like the communist party cuz the communist party DON'T STOP UNTIL WE ACHIEVE A CLASSLESS SOCIETY

[sextsfrommarxists]

Esteemed Vulgar Sextarian Comrades:

It's been 4 days since the launch of our blog and we have been overwhelmed by the response. The first phase of the Marxist Sextarian revolution is now fully underway.

The Sextarian forces of production are being developed at a rapid rate; soon we will reach peak productivity, unfettered by the Sextarian humor relations of production, and Sextarian humor scarcity will be eliminated.

We have a 5 year plan.

As Comrade Gramsci once said, democratic centralism can only be ensured by

"a continual adaptation of the organization to the real movement, a matching of thrusts from below with orders from above, a continuous insertion of elements thrown up from the depths of the rank and file into the solid framework of the leadership apparatus."

(wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)  

To that end, we've compiled some of our favorite responses to our posts below.

Long Live the Vulgar Sextarian Revolution!

--Vulgar Sextarian Central Committee

  "Marxist sexts are better than sexist Marxists any day of the week."

"Sexts from Marxists is my spirit animal."

"I'm certainly not alienated from this Tumblr."

"Setting my capital aflutter. So wonderful."

"The greatest tumblr ever."

"Exactly what I needed in my life."

"Sexy Marxist fun."

"You've never thought of Marx in THAT way?"

"Simply brilliant."

“Oh, my, Mr. Marx.”

"I’m like legitimately getting turned own by this blog"

"this is just wrong and i love it"

"omfg i almost choked"

"This warms my heart/humor zone in ways I didn’t know were possible"

"No amount of Marxist sexts can ever be enough"

"sexy nerd jokes of the marxist variety" "Oh jeez, Academic's love of Tumblr is getting joyously out of hand. #nerdgasm" "attention followers: “Sexts From Marxists” is a thing and the rest of the internet can just stop because this is ALL THAT MATTERS" "Do Marxists sext? Say that 10x fast."