#sexually active

[klinefelterrible]

If I were a sexually active wizard I'd keep on my bed stand a fishbowl full of KY with a very slippery magic goldfish flamboyancing inside

If I were a witch I wouldn't need anything because I would be constantly horny because of my chosen gothic slutty outfit and the impact it would make on people

If I were a luggage I would eat bad people and spit money and clean laundry on those in need

If I were a female luggage I would wear high heels and the very last thing bad people would hear is the click-click-click-click-click of a thousand feet in heels and then they'd die - and then I'd spit clean laundry on those in need (or not, because I would be a bitch)

[bi-accident]

[reload-me]

@littlexmermaid Tagged me for a selfie!

It's a little early for me to take selfies so here's a recent one I took over the weekend 😁

If you're reading this, I'm totally tagging you for a selfie too 👀 So do it and let me see them beautiful faces 💙

[1400trippieredd800]

[pibblequeen]

I became sexually active when I was 17 years and 3 months old.

I became sexually active after being on birth control for 3 years prior.

"I became sexually active"

I didn't lose anything. If we mourned the loss or changes of our bodies we would be a very sad and depressed race.

I became sexually active at 17 after being on birth control for 3 years prior.

Why I was on it is irrelevant.

Me being on it didn't "make me promiscuous".

And I never "lost" my virginity.

[fat-flexin]

🌈The more you know🌈 (via. Twitter)

[1400trippieredd800]

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