#wizard life

[cb-writes-stuff]

Me using my evil sand wizard powers to obliterate the twinkish lifeguard station that dared to reside on my beach

[twinkwizard69]

Life update: Due to my crippling gambling addiction i have decided to abandon my hommunculi !

(they shall learn to fend for themselves)

[john-the-wizard]

Apprentices these days will turn in three spells with a goblin scratch diagram and call it a grimoire… go ponder the arcane runes another year, peasant.

[alma-art]

Too cool wizard,

don't worry he got his ORB!

It is a 800 W (Wizzard) powered heating orb, it is quite good one on the market.

(The academy he attends to does not have budget for heating, the money goes to beverage making, not the magical one.)

[wizardliving]

me when i was studying in the distant mountains 💀

[11whitesagewitch11]

⚡️🧙‍♂️⚡️🔮🗡🩸🖤😈

[vividdreamer]

CAN YOU GUYS JUST STOP? im still new to all of this, and i KNOW im not the best spellcaster in the world, but no other wizard has ever saved an entire nation of people from annihilation AND ended world hunger in the same day. they look a LOT happier as sheep anyway.

[klinefelterrible]

If I were a sexually active wizard I'd keep on my bed stand a fishbowl full of KY with a very slippery magic goldfish flamboyancing inside

If I were a witch I wouldn't need anything because I would be constantly horny because of my chosen gothic slutty outfit and the impact it would make on people

If I were a luggage I would eat bad people and spit money and clean laundry on those in need

If I were a female luggage I would wear high heels and the very last thing bad people would hear is the click-click-click-click-click of a thousand feet in heels and then they'd die - and then I'd spit clean laundry on those in need (or not, because I would be a bitch)