#sexyfaucet

[faucetkin-blog]

This faucet is so cute! I hope faucet marriage is legal in the US because this is the one for me!

[heavens-to-the-betsy]

"Looking for Vork" (translations at bottom)

My name is probably what gives me the most trouble.

“Ummmm… just how do you pronounce that?”

I explain. Just Kate is fine though.

“And why do you need to speak to our manager?”

“I saw your ad in ze paper and I happen to be looking for vork.”

“Hold on, miss.”

A few questions, answered with perfect poise.

“I’m sorry, the position has been filled.”

Работа открывалась только вчера. Я знаю это. (1)

Действительно ли это был способ, которым я говорил? Я думал, что я казался уверенным. (2)

Another place,

Another application,

Another meeting,

Another rejection.

Что - то не так со способом, которым я смотрю? (3)

That couldn’t be it. I was dressed to perfection.

Mostly black, well fitted,

Pink tie

Perfect to the last detail.

A heavyset women taps her chin and looks me up and down.

“You’re not a gypsy are you?”

“No, ma’am.”

“And how old are you?”

“I am twenty.”

“You’re kind of short to be that old.”

She looks me down, grabbing my arms and inspecting me

Rather like one does a horse.

“Do you speak English?”

“Yes, I do. Fluently.”

“Then why do you talk so weird?”

“Do I?”

Почему они всегда говорят это? (4)

"Are you legal to work in the United States?"

"Yes, I am."

I show her my driver's license and social security card.

She inspects them.

"They're not fake, are they?"

Hours pass, the gas in the car begins to run out.

The car and I, we are both so thirsty.

Thank goodness he’s already home

Waiting for me.

“How’d it go, baby?” A kiss.

“Anudder day of nothink.”

“I’m so sorry,” he undoes my tie “Don’t worry, tomorrow will be better.”

I vant to believe him, I really do.

But findink vork can be difficult

Vhen you look and tolk like me.

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(1) The position opened only yesterday. I know it.

(2) Is something wrong with the way I speak? I thought I was being perfectly clear.

(3) Is there something wrong with the way I look?

(4) Why do they always say that?

[heavens-to-the-betsy]

The Turk

Precariously balanced on the back half of a metal chair, Tipping somewhere between stability and pain, Sat the man. Olive skin, thick black hair, Eyes the color of the finest hazlenuts money could buy. From the first glance, one could tell that he had known suffering, Poverty, despair. His hungry eyes, weathered hands, and beaten shoes could tell no lies, Though he was half-shrouded by the sweet smoke which he breathed. Yet he seemed so relaxed and content, Prepared to take whatever might be hurled at him next. He asked me if I would like a puff. "It make you to relax, miss." The words rolled off of his tongue like a Jewish cantor's song. "No, but thank you." His hazelnut eyes glistened in the impending dusk, Bare hands wringing themselves. Was he nervous? He began to fidget with his collared work shirt, Short sleeves thin from wear, As if he were afraid to say anything else. "Well, I best be going now. It was a pleasure talking to you, sir." I stood up and continued to walk back down the street. I thought of the exotic man, The way he looked and what he wore. I thought, "Why would he wear that in December?" I did not need to ask myself.

[heavens-to-the-betsy]

Guys, I want to try something.

Would anyone be horrified if I tried to put one or two of my poems on tumblr? I'm honestly a bit shy about sharing but I want to try just to see if I can get myself out there a little more.

But I'm a little shy about criticism. I really appreciate constructive criticism as long as you're not really mean about it...

Should I still... try?

[heavens-to-the-betsy]

My (tumblr) family

I am the mommy of course.

Stephen is the daddy (and soon to be my husband)

And we have Jude coming soon enough.

And last but not least, Cillian is my precious babbu. You're going to be a big bother, Cilly.

And now a hug and a kiss for all three of my men. (okay, I can't kiss one of them yet, but tummy hug :3)

[cannedviennasnausage]

sexyfaucet a reblogué votre billet : sexyfaucet: giraffesarestripey: one day we...

How about you google it I’m on a device where I can’t do that.

  straight from the imdb

[baumau5]

@ sexyfaucet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mON5WmA5REk&feature=relmfu LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS AND SEE POST APOCALYPTIC RUSSIA. THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING

[heavens-to-the-betsy]

TMI TUESDAY

Questions for me?

Edit: *staring at Cillian through the intergoogles thinking he might have one*

Come on, you wouldn't be scared to ask :D