How To Make Your Best Friend's Life Difficult A Comprehensive Guide by Luke Manning
Do you also have a mate whom you love dearly but who sometimes just drives you and your colleagues up the wall? Well you’re in luck! With the following tips, you’re sure to be able to put that friend in their place should the need arise. Remember: It's "yes, and", and he can't escape from that 🙂 Force him to multi-role: Make him interrogate himself
or, even better, make him strangle himself. Remember: Stand your ground and stop him from running off, using physical force if necessary
Is your colleague overheated, exhausted and dehydrated? Deny him any chance to sit down and force him to get up several times until his gaze is vacant and pained.
Don't stop there: Exhaust your mate in a pointless and arbitrary manner:
What’s more: give him words that are impossible to rhyme, and make him work with them. Savour his agony. Revel in his pent-up rage, which he cannot take out on you. At least not right now, on stage.
If he’s playing a silent role: play dumb. Drive him to despair. Until he’s writhing in agony.
If you feel you’ve gone too far, you can, of course, give him a quick pat on the shoulder and still revel in his pain
OR 🤟 YOU COULD JUST ⚡️ LITERALLY FUCKING 👋SLAP 👋 HIM 💥 IN THE FACE 👹
