Assume baby/toddler age range if not stated otherwise
SFW ONLY FOR THOSE WHO FIND THIS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT AGERE IS
Pierrot:
"Awww how silly! But dada isn't for biting!" He'll gently pull you off of him and pat your head.
Offers a solution, pacifier, teether, snack, just not his arm or legs!
Actually maybe let's go brush your teeth! That's probably a good choice! He has yucky stuff on him from work! No sweetness, it's not Kool aid.
Harlequin:
"If you're going to bite me, leave a mark you, little ankle biter."
He's playful about it and doesn't discourage it! Heck he'll even play bite you back! Until he accidentally bites to hard...
"shoot-! Little one I'm sorry!" He'll panic and hold you tightly. No more biting for a while, alright kiddo?
Jester:
Stares at you until you let go. Will hold eye contact and eventually, tell you to "leave it." And wait for you to drop his limb.
Now if it's aggression or upset biting and you don't let go? He's going to pry your mouth off him one way or another then give you a pacifier.
"No more biting mama, that hurts." Maybe a timeout.
Ticket Taker:
Trying not to turn into a sailor. Your little baby teeth are sharp and he's an old man!
"Little one-! No! Let me go that hurts!" He can't shove a teether at you fast enough. And honestly steers clear of your mouth for a while!
When he gets you to let go he can't help but just stare at the bite mark in confusion- cause seriously what the heck?!
Doctor:
Harlequins teeth are much sharper, and he is a much bitier little one. Doctor is used to it by now. If he can work he'll be fine.
"little one, how about you let go and I color in the bite marks with a pen?" He'll make it into a fake tattoo! One that bruises...
"Honestly this looks like it's from a cookie cutter shark-" a pause and a headpat. "Impressive."
FOR THE LOVELY TEEN REGRESSORS
Pierrot:
Dead silence. "Do you need attention?" Will move over for you to have snuggle room.
Never redirects your biting as long as you aren't harming him. "Do your teeth feel itchy?" He'll ask if you keep readjusting your bite.
Once he was cooking when you bite him and his first instinct was the spray vinagear at your mouth cause that bite HURT!
Harlequin:
You're old enough, you bite him he's biting you back you little shit. Teeth marks EVERYWHERE by the time you're done!
All of the really good snacks go to whoever won. Least bite marks on your body wins!
"I think we're crazy." "Yeah probably. But I won."
Jester:
"You may not be a toddler but I WILL throw you in the corner if you bite me." You're old enough. Talk without biting please.
If you ask, yeah he'll let you bite on him for a second or two but then find you something else to bite.
He has the world's best hearing. He knows those are your footsteps no matter how quiet. "Do it, I dare you. See what happens." He's not gonna hit you! No! Just embarrass the hell outta you infront of your friends.
Ticket Taker:
Again. The man just stares. "Why?! Do I look edible?!" He pauses for a second. "Don't answer that." He knows he's the closest looking to a human. He eats humans.
"Do you want a pacifier or something? There's teething rings at the store." Just kinda assumes you're regressing younger therefore need something for that.
"you just wanted to bite me? Go ahead but let me duct tape a pillow to my arm first." He's tired. Please don't bite your caregiver.
Doctor:
Now he'll join in biting back! You're older, consequences come with the action.
He'll make sure he teaches/reminds you how to clean a bite wound!
In the event that he's too busy to play with you or deal with the biting then he'll call Harlequin over and ask him to roughhouse with you. Safe to say it's pretty humbling.
