#sgtfrogkin

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GOOD MORNING PEKOPON! to any members of the a.r.m.p.i.t. platoon, if you're out there, this is your fearless (and handsome) sergeant keroro speaking! and what kind of sergeant would i be if i didn't check up on my men from time to time?

for real though, i hope you guys are doing well out there, even if you're not here to read this. being in a human body is great!! but at the same time i do miss how things used to be. i hope you guys are living totally awesome unapologetically human lives fit with all the super cool pekoponian luxuries we could never really have back then.

THIS IS GETTING TOO SAPPY SO I'LL STOP HERE! but i care about you guys, even if our plans for world domination are totally shot by now!! stay safe and take care of yourselves out there o7 [#🐸🪐👾]

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its actually hilarious the way that i acted so weird and offputting and sinister all the time but couldnt handle people actually sincerely disliking me. like not in the slightest. i just watched an episode where i get hung up on a postcard where the writer forgot my name and mentioned how nobody wanted any of the unlicensed merch made in my image and i felt myself getting mad at it across lifetimes i have not changed one bit 😭 feeling very vindicated in knowing that in this world where my source is a work of fiction im one of the most popular characters. once again i am the winner. -kururu (sgt frog)

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had a memories brain blast last night of the way my frog skin used to feel. we were all firmly squishy like those rubber balls that are the size of your hand. and of course we were sticky and damp all the time. it probably would have been gross to touch us but my mems of it are all comforting, makes sense since that was my whole life and i grew up on a planet where almost everybody had that.

i think i'm also the only one who had a humidifier cranked in my lab lol. giroro lived in a tent dororo was a luddite and keroro and tamama were both neglectful of their health. not in a depressed way, they were both impulsive hedonistic gluttons. not that theres anything wrong with that. but i was the only one who took my hygeine seriously, apparently. -kururu (sgt frog)

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for canon ships. honestly i went into this show pretty much blind, except for the fact i knew i was gonna kin the freak that i do in fact kin. so whatever my expectations were for potential relationships or crushes i might have had was already not a priority. doesn't change how much of a blindside it was that a recent flash of memories just implied my most potent crush was on AKI HINATA 😭😭😭 which isn't even to say that i dont get it. i very much do get it shes awesome. and she totally would have been down to get with a short froggy alien. but the strongest feelings out of ANYBODY??? THAT'S the surprising part lmfao. ps to fuyuki and natsumi if you're out there reading this: im not sorry id do it again. your mom is hot. LMAO -Kururu (sgt frog)

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ugh im so glad beanie weather started just as i began to confirm this kin. it even has a little symbol on the front of it. sure the symbol is different and so is the color of the hat but consider: i cant actually see either of those things when its on my head. wearing this thing makes me feel more sinister (in a good way) -kururu (from sgt. frog)

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canon tunes This is the fastest i've ever put together an entire playlist for a kintype btw but here are some highlights from it: Hacker by Death Grips (obviously), Thy Mission by The Garden, Digital Animal by Honey Claws, Flat Earth by Clown Core. i will always ♡ you noisy and highly divisive music -Kururu (from sgt frog)

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one of the discord servers im in has custom emotes of the 🐸 frog emoji in all the platoon members' colors and i keep forgetting i can't use the yellow one literally everywhere. there are many cases where i need to use it, such as whenever i say anything. the default human emojis are all yellow but this 👨‍💻 does not represent me. and ending all my sentences with "ku ku ku" instead borders too hard on roleplay for me personally. so basically ive been put on this earth to suffer. signing off bc idgaf if the server sees this, they already knew i kinned this guy -Kururu (source: sgt frog)

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i know i never wouldve liked to admit it before but i really miss you, giroro

you were always a formidable opponent for my teenage girl wrath and you also always kept me out of harms way when the chips were down and ultimately really respected me as a person

i hate to say i love you, but. yknow

-natsumi (sgt. frog)

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