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Shaborell: I've been asking myself, why would anyone induct a bioelectrical charge into a glial cell?

Tomard: A question I have always wondered about.

Shaborell: Oof! Nice. Bedpan to the face.

Oleru: That's what this is?! Ugh, I put my hands in it.

Shaborell: We weren't able to do the procedure. Your friend is so large--

Oleru: That you needed a bigger saw to get through his dingus?

Hedrin: I find this procedure offensive.

Shaborell: And I find you offensive.

Tomard: How is he?

Lom: How do I look? I'm a man who just had a brush with death.

Shaborell: He'll be fine. His ribs deflected the knife from his major organs. The bleeding was superficial.

Lom: Superficial? Do you know how much this shirt cost?

Shaborell: You know, we do suggest that you spend some time living the lifestyle of your new sex to help make sure that this is really what you want.

Lom: Oh, it's not what I want. It's just part of a zany scheme.

Shaborell: Oh, well, why didn't you say so?! Of course, there's a zany scheme exemption clause in all of medical ethics!

Lom: ...Really?

Shaborell: No, you idiot!

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