#oleru

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Was...that in your butt? It was in your butt, wasn't it?

Oleru

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Shaborell: Oof! Nice. Bedpan to the face.

Oleru: That's what this is?! Ugh, I put my hands in it.

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Thank you, Dr. Penis-Off!

Oleru

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Oleru: All right, I'm gonna win this case and then we can put my horrible sexual experience behind us forever.

Lom: I don't know, Oleru. I'm afraid I'm gonna think about it every time I look at your crotch.

Oleru: Then stop looking at my crotch!

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Oleru: God, you had sex with a 68 year old when you were in your 20s?!

Lom: You know how it is. You have a chance to bed an older woman, you—

Oleru: No, that is not an older woman, that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!

Lom: She was, actually, that's how I met her. Went to college with her grandson Marvin. Don't—don't knock it 'til you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!

Oleru: That is no one's fantasy!

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Shaborell: We weren't able to do the procedure. Your friend is so large--

Oleru: That you needed a bigger saw to get through his dingus?

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Tomard: Locusts, they're coming!

Human: Who is that mad man?

Oleru: Oh, that's the station's captain.

Tomard: And a seven-headed beast will sing a different song with each of its seven mouths, and there will be a tearing of sky, and a shaking of the planet, and locusts will scream out to all the world "Suck it, bitches!" And lo, they will indeed suck it.

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Tomard: All right, Triple S-ers, let's hear some chatter!

Oleru: Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!

Joshi: Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!

Idra: Death to the opposition!