hi
*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?
*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.
We could have gone our entire lives without knowing this creature exists, by the way.

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hi
*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?
*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.
We could have gone our entire lives without knowing this creature exists, by the way.
"happy with such a large family" huh, shadow? that mean you want hella hoglets with your man, too?
*Shadow leaves Sonic playing with his Tailscopter in the bedroom and goes into the kitchen, out of earshot. He starts making coffee*
In short…yes. I have hardly stopped thinking about the other versions of us that are married or have families. I want that with my Sonic. I would never pressure him, but if he wants the same then I would be thrilled.
I was manufactured to destroy. But they gave me the ability to create, too. I’m sure they didn’t intend for me to find love and have a family, but Maria…she wanted that for me.
And I can have that now. Rouge was working on something when I was taken…I am a government asset. GUN owns me. Or they believe they do. But the Professor left everything to Maria in his will. And Maria not only left everything to me…but she declared me my own person. Rouge says GUN will try to fight the will, but we have a decent chance with it.
*Shadow leans his head out of the kitchen to check Sonic is still distracted*
If I’m free…if I have my agency and all that Maria left to me…when we get out of here I’m going to ask him to marry me. I don’t care if it’s too soon.
Hey Shadow, that eyeliner of yours is on fleek!
Shadow: On a side note, living with two females was indeed the worst decision I have made.
Would you consider Tom to be a twink?
What sort of question is that?
I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.
SHOW ME!
...dammit Shadow.
*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!
I'm going to ban the word "twink" from this household.
To Tails and Knuckles, is it weird having your brother’s boyfriend living with you? Does Shadow also sort of feel like a brother in a way? To Tom and Maddie does Shadow sort of feel like he’s family yet?
I mean, he does sometimes feel like a brother, other times he feels like a stray cat we kidnapped from the streets.
Pfft-
It is not weird to have our kin's mate living with us. He is an asset to the safety of the tribe. He is more like a friend who happens to lives with us.
We treat him like a member of this family. He's been family from the moment he settled in after recovering from his injuries.
To me, he's more like a stray cat who won't leave.
*Shadow laughs.* I appreciate you too, Tom.
Sonic tfym projectile shitting
It means exactly what you think it means.
*Shadow chuckled.* Do you think we can make a gun that shoots shit and piss at people?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Tails bangs his head against the wall.*
Do it harder, maybe you'll bash your skull open.
Oh fuck you, Shadow.
GUYS KPOP DEMON HUNTERS WON AN OSCAR
YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!
AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!
At least it wasn't Disney!
*Sonic and Shadow start chasing each other around the room and screaming the lyrics of Golden. Tom looks frazzled and annoyed.* This is the 5th bout of zoomies they had today. Oh my god.
Hey Shadow, just out of curiosity, can you show us the dress?
Ah well sure, I suppose I can.
Like what you're seeing, Sonic?
You are evil. Merciless. Absolutely ruthless. You know what you’re doing to me. ...Keep doing it.