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*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?
*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.
We could have gone our entire lives without knowing this creature exists, by the way.

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hi
*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?
*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.
We could have gone our entire lives without knowing this creature exists, by the way.
"happy with such a large family" huh, shadow? that mean you want hella hoglets with your man, too?
*Shadow leaves Sonic playing with his Tailscopter in the bedroom and goes into the kitchen, out of earshot. He starts making coffee*
In short…yes. I have hardly stopped thinking about the other versions of us that are married or have families. I want that with my Sonic. I would never pressure him, but if he wants the same then I would be thrilled.
I was manufactured to destroy. But they gave me the ability to create, too. I’m sure they didn’t intend for me to find love and have a family, but Maria…she wanted that for me.
And I can have that now. Rouge was working on something when I was taken…I am a government asset. GUN owns me. Or they believe they do. But the Professor left everything to Maria in his will. And Maria not only left everything to me…but she declared me my own person. Rouge says GUN will try to fight the will, but we have a decent chance with it.
*Shadow leans his head out of the kitchen to check Sonic is still distracted*
If I’m free…if I have my agency and all that Maria left to me…when we get out of here I’m going to ask him to marry me. I don’t care if it’s too soon.
Hey Shadow, that eyeliner of yours is on fleek!
Shadow: On a side note, living with two females was indeed the worst decision I have made.
Would you consider Tom to be a twink?
What sort of question is that?
I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.
SHOW ME!
...dammit Shadow.
*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!
I'm going to ban the word "twink" from this household.
GUYS KPOP DEMON HUNTERS WON AN OSCAR
YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!
AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!
At least it wasn't Disney!
*Sonic and Shadow start chasing each other around the room and screaming the lyrics of Golden. Tom looks frazzled and annoyed.* This is the 5th bout of zoomies they had today. Oh my god.
Hey Shadow, just out of curiosity, can you show us the dress?
Ah well sure, I suppose I can.
Like what you're seeing, Sonic?
You are evil. Merciless. Absolutely ruthless. You know what you’re doing to me. ...Keep doing it.
The twink to dilf pipeline is real
I'm married.
*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.
This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.
*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.
Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~
*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.
And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*
You are.
What is Sonic up to
Uh... *Shadow turns to Sonic who is holding a mouse trap.* Whatever that is.
Hey guys! Today I'm going to see if I'm faster than this mousetrap. *He places his finger on the trap. The trap activates.* Hopital.