#sonic answer

[sonicboomrevisited]

Hey, Team Sonic.

In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

SONIC: Eh, I feel like we all do dumb things on occasion.

TAILS: Like the time you thought you could break the sound barrier by wearing roller skates on a moving sidewalk?

SONIC: Hey, that was your idea.

TAILS: Oh, yeah.

AMY: You can all be idiots.

SONIC: Says the girl who got all buddy-buddy with Eggman over those Puppy-whatever's. And then had the audacity to be shocked when he went evil.

AMY: FUZZY PUPPY BUDDIES IS ALL WELCOMING AND HOLDS NO PREJUDICE!

SONIC: Right.

KNUCKLES: I like to think of myself as more naïve than dumb. I know some people can get those confused.

STICKS: There's always a certain level of "dumbness" when you get a group of people together. IQSs can drop cos of group think...

AMY: That's... pretty astute, actually, Sticks.

SONIC: Wait for it.

STICKS: ...Which is why it's always a good idea to wear a tin-foil hat so's to avoid letting that kind of group obedience affect your brainwaves!!

AMY: Ah...

SONIC: There it is.

[askthewachowskifam]

*A portal sucks in Tom, Maddie, Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Tails*

they’re face to face with none other than a replica of Sonic, who appears to be pregnant, a Shadow, a Tails and Ria the hedgehog

to them they look exactly the same, a scary similarity*

-@askthesonicgang

*They all hit the ground with a thud. Everyone is fine and uninjured (ignoring Tom's very real broken arm). A wave of pain thrummed through Shadow from the impact. Everyone is confused. Sonic helps Shadow get back on his feet, Knuckle and Maddie do the same for whoever is nearest to them.*

Ugh... Where are we?

[thesonadowshow]

Hey sonic, heard you're not doing that great so I've got some memes for ya, hope ya enjoy!

*Sonic is helping Shadow roll dough into balls so they can bake cookies, he reads the memes and laughs*

Where are you even getting these things??

[welcome-to-green-hills]

How's it been like living in Green Hill? What do you like or not like about it?

You know, since living with the Wachowskis, I’d say that it’s been a blast! Greenhills is actually a pretty cool place to be in. I’ve only ever experienced the town from the shadows or even just observed the town life from afar. I haven’t had a chance to be apart of the town back then. Now that I’ve made myself present to the townspeople, I get to have a chance to exist with the humans! It’s actually opened up more places to explore and people to meet!

The town itself is wonderful! It’s a bright and colourful place to be in, there’s always something fun and exciting going on! It’s full of these mom and pop restaurants that sell great food, there’s always an event going on near city hall, and there’s fun tourist attractions that venture into the mountains. I think what I like the most of Greenhills are the wide open spaces to run, the National parks and wildlife, the cool 90’s vibe of the town, and the fact that there’s always some sort of adventure out there!

I don’t really have any dislikes or complaints of the town, it’s a nice place to live in and the people here are super friendly. Some people seem to care less about my presence, others like to come up and talk to me. Many come up and ask for a photo with them, others pet me, but I do get lots of people that come up to me and thank me for saving them when Robotnik’s reign of terror. Everyone here is so nice!

If you’re looking for a place to vacation this is the spot to be in! It’s got my seal of approval!

🏔🌲🦅🐾🌵🌺

[askthewachowskifam]

hi

*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?

*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.

We could have gone our entire lives without knowing this creature exists, by the way.

[askthewachowskifam]

Would you consider Tom to be a twink?

What sort of question is that?

I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.

SHOW ME!

...dammit Shadow.

*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!

I'm going to ban the word "twink" from this household.

[askthewachowskifam]

GUYS KPOP DEMON HUNTERS WON AN OSCAR

YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!

AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!

At least it wasn't Disney!

*Sonic and Shadow start chasing each other around the room and screaming the lyrics of Golden. Tom looks frazzled and annoyed.* This is the 5th bout of zoomies they had today. Oh my god.

[askthewachowskifam]

Hey Shadow, just out of curiosity, can you show us the dress?

Ah well sure, I suppose I can.

Like what you're seeing, Sonic?

You are evil. Merciless. Absolutely ruthless. You know what you’re doing to me. ...Keep doing it.