#wachowski asks

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*A portal sucks in Tom, Maddie, Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Tails*

they’re face to face with none other than a replica of Sonic, who appears to be pregnant, a Shadow, a Tails and Ria the hedgehog

to them they look exactly the same, a scary similarity*

-@askthesonicgang

*They all hit the ground with a thud. Everyone is fine and uninjured (ignoring Tom's very real broken arm). A wave of pain thrummed through Shadow from the impact. Everyone is confused. Sonic helps Shadow get back on his feet, Knuckle and Maddie do the same for whoever is nearest to them.*

Ugh... Where are we?

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hi

*Sonic abruptly stopped licking Shadow's head.* MY FACE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!?

*Shadow looks visibly disturbed.* Thanks for the nightmares.

We could have gone our entire lives without knowing this creature exists, by the way.

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Would you consider Tom to be a twink?

What sort of question is that?

I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.

SHOW ME!

...dammit Shadow.

*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!

I'm going to ban the word "twink" from this household.

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GUYS KPOP DEMON HUNTERS WON AN OSCAR

YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!

AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!

At least it wasn't Disney!

*Sonic and Shadow start chasing each other around the room and screaming the lyrics of Golden. Tom looks frazzled and annoyed.* This is the 5th bout of zoomies they had today. Oh my god.

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Hey Shadow, just out of curiosity, can you show us the dress?

Ah well sure, I suppose I can.

Like what you're seeing, Sonic?

You are evil. Merciless. Absolutely ruthless. You know what you’re doing to me. ...Keep doing it.

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The twink to dilf pipeline is real

I'm married.

*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.

This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.

*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.

Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~

*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.

And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*

You are.

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What is Sonic up to

Uh... *Shadow turns to Sonic who is holding a mouse trap.* Whatever that is.

Hey guys! Today I'm going to see if I'm faster than this mousetrap. *He places his finger on the trap. The trap activates.* Hopital.

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Shadow how and why did you start kneading

It's... a long story. To put it simply, Maria had what they called hyperkinetic reaction of childhood, better known as Attention Deficit and Hyperactivity Disorder. I don't know how or when it started, but I remember she needed comfort and I simply started to doing that. Said it reminded her of her cat so I kept doing it.

It became a habit, didn't it?

*Shadow's ears fold back a little in embarrassment, yet he still leans into Sonic hand as he scratches behind Shadow's ears.* ...yes. It uh... it did.