#tom answer

[askthewachowskifam]

Would you consider Tom to be a twink?

What sort of question is that?

I mean, he was a twink when he was Sonic's age.

SHOW ME!

...dammit Shadow.

*Sonic snorts in a laugh.* TWINK TOM HOURS!

I'm going to ban the word "twink" from this household.

[horrifichaunts]

@theiinkwiitch asked:

"Hey puppy? You doin' okay? I know you don't do well with fireworks..."

(Super late but what)

Tom grumbles, head on his work desk and ears low pinned practically to his head accompanied by the pounding of an unfortunate headache. Fuckin fireworks. Man can handle taking down waves upon waves of whatever nightmares the puddles spit up, and it’s fireworks that’ve done him in. 

“Mpfh.”

[askthewachowskifam]

To Tails and Knuckles, is it weird having your brother’s boyfriend living with you? Does Shadow also sort of feel like a brother in a way? To Tom and Maddie does Shadow sort of feel like he’s family yet?

I mean, he does sometimes feel like a brother, other times he feels like a stray cat we kidnapped from the streets.

Pfft-

It is not weird to have our kin's mate living with us. He is an asset to the safety of the tribe. He is more like a friend who happens to lives with us.

We treat him like a member of this family. He's been family from the moment he settled in after recovering from his injuries.

To me, he's more like a stray cat who won't leave.

*Shadow laughs.* I appreciate you too, Tom.

[askthewachowskifam]

GUYS KPOP DEMON HUNTERS WON AN OSCAR

YEAH FOR BEST ANIMATED!

AND GOLDEN WON BEST OST!

At least it wasn't Disney!

*Sonic and Shadow start chasing each other around the room and screaming the lyrics of Golden. Tom looks frazzled and annoyed.* This is the 5th bout of zoomies they had today. Oh my god.

[askthewachowskifam]

So everyone, how does it feels to have brothers?

I am the youngest of two older brothers. It's both the bane of my existence and the best shit ever.

Tom, your brothers are lunatics.

I'm more than aware. It takes about an entire morning to just convince the boys to get out of their hiding spots when we go visit them.

You do know that is not normal right?

*Tom sighs and nods. The boys take over the stream. They are sitting in the attic.* Well it can get hectic and with Knuckles, privacy doesn't exist unless we lock the doors and he can literally break doors. I care about Tails and Knucks, but I also miss not being flung through a wall for any minor inconvenience. Also having brothers is fun because I can draw them as fish and it's the most hilarious shit ever.

Until you get thrown through a wall. Anyway, being the youngest means I get away with more than what Knucks and Sonic get away with and that's fun.

That's just annoying as fuck, it's not even a benefit to having siblings to me.

Agreed, hedgehog.

I also get scary older brothers privileges.

As the eldest, it is my duty to protect the youngest members of the tribe. It is a very important duty that I take seriously.

The fox and the echidna are my friends, it would be weird to call them my brothers when I'm dating Sonic. My only sibling was Maria.

[askthewachowskifam]

The twink to dilf pipeline is real

I'm married.

*Shadow laughs.* That will not stop people from looking, Tom.

This darling anon is not wrong. Mr. Wachowski is a dilf.

*Tom finishes washing his hands and flicks some water in Rouge's face.* You're the last person I want to hear those words from. *Tom sighs.* Go be little shits somewhere else. Preferably not in the kitchen.

Of course, Mr. Wachowski. *Knuckles walks in the kitchen with Sonic talking his ears off.* Hey, Big Red~

*Knuckles just sighs and grabs an extra branch of grapes and some berries and gives them to Rouge.* You are so annoying.

And I thought we were obnoxious. *Shadow nods in agreement.*

You are.

[askthewachowskifam]

What were things like before Sonic and Shadow started dating

You forget that they started dating two weeks after Shadow fully recovered from his injuries.

It was a little funny to watch Shadow walk into a wall and trip on his feet because he kept looking at Sonic instead of where he was going.

Tom! Come on, be nice.

[askthewachowskifam]

Tom, maddie, does your family (besides your sis, mad) know abour your kids?

Of course they do.

It's one of those things that is hard to hide. You can't hide four entire alien children. They will be noticed and trust me, they are very good at being noticed.

*Sonic walks by and takes a bite from his Kitkat bar.* Because we want to be noticed.

Yeah, if they didn't want to be noticed, they would be making it difficult to find them. *Tom notices how Sonic just chomped on his Kitkat like a heathen.* Kid, please stop doing Kitkat crimes.

Or what?

Or I'll have to arrest you for emotional damage.

You'll have to catch me for that! *Tom grabs Sonic before he can run off and just keeps him in his arms.* You know what? Air jail is fine.

Anyway, our families know about them and they're thrilled.