Kyle: Okay are we ready to start?
Stan: Butters isn’t here yet.
Wendy: He said to start without him, something about an important delivery that was arriving a bit late. But he will join us as soon as possible.
Stan: I dunno, Butters should really be here.
Kyle: We can at least get the ball rolling while we wait. Introduce ourselves and our mission.
Wendy: And we wouldn’t start any actual investigating without him, we're a team.
Stan: Okay, let’s do this.
Kyle: Hello my name is Kyle Broflovski and these are my friends and teammates Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, and currently missing Butters Stotch.
Stan: Don’t forget Sparky.
Kyle: Right and Sparky.
Kyle: We have decided to start this blog as a way to collect, store, review information and to gain an outside perspective on the mystery behind Kenneth McCormick’s death.
Asks open for Stan, Wendy, and Kyle
