#shadow link?

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Erune: Well, it was nice seeing you. Tell your gay friends I said bye. Green: ‘Gay friends?’ [turns around to see Shadow and Vio kissing] VIO!! AGAIN?

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Things that Shadow is Officially Not Allowed to Do in the Castle, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Green 1. Refer to the collective members of the castle as Zelda and the Zeldettes 2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart. 3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart. 4. Underscore anyone’s chores, daily activities or lives by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!” 5. Underscore anyone’s chores, daily activities or lives by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events. 6. Underscore anyone’s chores, daily activities or lives by playing dramatic music in the background. 7. Okay, who the hell gave Shadow a kazoo? 8. Giggle every time someone uses the word "duty.” Seriously, are you five? 9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word "duty” as many times as possible. 9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy? 9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway that’s not—look, can we move on? 10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason. 11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks. 12. Okay, who the hell gave Shadow his kazoo back?

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You don't have to be a good person to be a hero.

Green, talking to Shadow

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Zelda (about Vio and Shadow): And they dragged you three into this nonsense? Blue: Literally. Green: Pretty much. Red: I volunteered.