@shadowborders sent: Can Funky share some of his wisdom with us
"Hey dudes, not everything in life is gonna be a bookin' time on Rambi. I wish the world could be one tubular ride like the most radical wave you've ever seen. But it's not. It's full of many bodacious things, but others can be a super bummer. I understand that. I've felt that."
Funky nods with a knowing melancholy, resting that huge hairy monkey hand on your shoulder in solidarity. You're not sure given those wicked cool shades, but maybe, his eyes are teared up a little too.
"Sometimes you just gotta bust through it. Make that hole into a bonus level yourself. And change your perspective. Try opening the banana from the other end and maybe you'll find that you were making things hairy for no reason. And. Heh. If that fails?"
"There's always Sprite Cranberry. Hang loose, my friends."













