#shady sheev

[lily-s-arts-stuff]

Screenshots I have of emperor palpatine living his best life 🌟🤚🏻🌈🤚🏻🌟

He's a menace to everyone with his loud snoring and farts

He follows his own rules and doesn't listen to the law

[newswcanonprompts]

Prompt #8 - Mace Windu carries a can of Mace

Mace had a can of mace and just sprayed palpatine when he started trying to fry his ass with lightning

‘what’s in the hilt of your lightsaber?’ ‘pepper spray’ 

(We all know Samuel Jackson would thoroughly approve)

He would’ve also used his lightsaber as a lighter for an impromptu flamethrower.

Mace Windu can turn anything into a weapon

"You see this tissue, Skywalker, I can kill a man 50 different ways with this tissue. See this can of mace? Why do you think they call me "Mace" Windu?"

Mace got his name because he once accidentally maced yoda when he was a padawan and that’s that on that

He doesn’t regret a single thing

And people are too shy to ask because for all they know "Mace" might be a normal Korrun name

Anakin asks. He asks because he's a little shit and this is how their animosity actually starts

Yoda knows his real name but he ain't snitching

“—and that’s the story of how i got my name.” “Why did you tell me?” “Because no one will ever believe you.” “MOTHER—!”

And of course, the entire temple knows in three hours flat that Skywalker called master Windu a motherfucker but is absolutely refusing to say why and master Windu is looking smug

To this day it is still something they speculate over

Obi-Wan: Anakin! Anakin, care to explain why you called Master Windu— that!?

Anakin: He knows what he did!

 Mace: I do. 

Obi-Wan: Is anyone going to tell me??

 Mace and Anakin: No.

[your-very-rude-neighborhood-ace]

hogwarts goes through dada professors like palpatine goes through apprentices