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I wish I could sit in a chair like a normal person

#not in the ‘I have ADHD so I sit incorrectly’‘ way #but in the ‘I have to change positions every few minutes cause things start to hurt’ way #every time I find a comfortable position I end up having to shift after like 5 minutes

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

sans-guy-deactivated20251217

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

sans-guy-deactivated20251217

thychesters

how come garrus never wants to talk to me? do you have a minute? no, i’m in the middle of some calibrations. i get all the resources he needs to upgrade the big gun and he doesn’t want to talk to me! my best friend, that bastard. he’s in the middle of calibrations! calibrate my ass, vakarian! it’s the only thing you’re gonna see when i walk out that door. do you have a minute? no, i have to do complicated math problems and equations or algorithms or some bullshit with numbers. do i have a minute? sorry, no, i’m very busy and have to go feed my two fish!

mounted-archer

#shitposting hours

Read [Red Vs. Blue] by @speshulduck to understand

(Fic is mmmmmmm Explicit)

#my art #mass effect #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #shakarian #alternate universe #fanart for fanfic #rated E but unlike Shepard’s hands may not be for Everyone #I forgot to post this before oop #shakarian fanfic

gammaraydeath

now that you're glorious death, now that you're faithless flesh.

commander shepard and the illusive man as cellini's perseus with the head of medusa

#RO! RO! RO! RO! RO!#OOOHHHHHHHH my god #wish that head was me #ch: Ro #gammaraydeath #GAED this is so neat!#do you know how cool you are??#mass effect #commander Shepard #custom Shepard #HECK #the light from the omn-blade and armor texture have me going like #🫪🫪🫪🫪#also her

damsel-understresss

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

littleguysdaily

Reblog to give prev their juice back

Eàbha had some ✨Character Development✨ last session

My purposefully self-centered and prickly character now has a small companion who’s life she’s responsible for and we’re not quite sure how to handle that

#my art #dnd character #original character #dnd 5e #Eàbha Dewwish #I don’t normally draw busts and I think it shows #ushdncoksd #dungeons and dragons

Crashed out at mom gunna draw some DnD now

#coping

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

#she's sensitive 🥺#spiders

My fucking dreams need to chill out bro

Yesterday I stepped on a nail and luckily my shoe took the worst of it but it still got me pretty good. The ball of my foot where it went in is pretty swollen, as is my big toe. It's also quite tender. I'll give it another couple days and go in if it doesn't start getting better. I'm UTD on my tetanus but I guess infection is still a thing, even though I scrubbed the shit outta it