If you were my partner I'd go out and get the milk, but I'd make you herbal tea every time instead. I would keep you awake all night clattering around in different rooms. I'd steal your favourite armchair and wear your favourite clothes. I'd let you have the remote. I'd delete your internet history for you when you forget. I'd make sure we always had milk in. And beans. But I'd still make sure you nagged me for it anyway.










