#shallowhound

[kiddphel]

idk if you've had this question before and apologies if you've answered it before, but what made you realise that you were in love with Szayelaporro? Was it a gradual or a sudden realisation?

Oh this is an infatuation that goes back 10 whole years. When I was a pre-teen I would watch anime on Toonami and apparently I was just madly in love with Szayel back then. I have vague memories of looking up fanart for him (which was wild to rediscover now) and put pictures of him in my school binder because I was 12 and that’s what you did back then.

Fast forward to this year and my dear friend Mary said this

Which was ALL it took to reignite the flame I had for this man. So both times I fell SUPER HARD and SUPER FAST for this man not just once but TWICE.

[selfshipadvisory]

Not sure if this is the right place but like I’m debating whether to marry my Murder Spouse but I’m a chicken and I keep backing out at the last minute. Please give your best (or worst) advice for this issue cause I’ve been really stubborn about it.

marrying your murder spouse means you ALSO get to be a murder spouse, which frankly sounds like a pretty sweet deal. if public engagements aren’t your thing, there’s no rule that says you gotta make a big deal out of it. just drop a “btw im married now,” ollie the fuck out, and if anyone tries to give you shit about the ‘murder’ part? eat them. 

and y’know, if you change your mind, there’s always divorce. 

[alovesickdork]

🏙 + Sir Crocodile?

Thanks! I got a modern AU with Bossodile that I really like.

Devil fruit are still a thing cause why not?  But no pirates and everyone has normal jobs. Crocodile runs a casino but is also a mob boss cause I can't think of anything more fitting for him. My Self-insert doesn’t work there but is actually a freelance artist who visits Crocodile a lot to do commissions for decorating his casino.

[tender-blooming-devotions]

F/O matchup: I have a terrible taste in dangerous men who are arrogant, and I also love strong and powerful women women too (In a literal sense). I’m not fussed on the results btw!!

oh hi shallow!!! thank you for the ask!

hmmm... dangerous men who are arrogant, and strong/powerful women...

for a dangerous man that’s arrogant, i would say...

Albert Wesker!!  um... yeah, he’s pretty dangerous and arrogant, if you ask me, but he has a soft spot for his s/o (even though it takes a while for him to realize that). his morals are... well. they’re having a time, certainly... but, he’s loyal and um... yeah alskdjfal;skdjf

(runner ups for this category were: Vergil (DMC), Sephiroth (FFVII))

as for a strong/powerful woman, might i introduce you to...

Aerith Gainsborough!! listen, hear me out on this one, bc it might seem wild just looking at her, but she is literally so feral????? like... idk, i just think you would like her a lot, especially since she’s stronger than she looks and will not hesitate to fight people for you uwu

(runner ups for this category were: Lady (DMC), Jolyne Cujoh (JJBA))

[poetryandnightmaress]

Ahhh I know this sounds super weird but Ahhh I have an f/o recommendations!! Media from American Gods is really cool and Door from Neverwhere is a sweetheart! (I think you’d like the books too respectively!!). I think you’d all fit together, romantically or platonically or familial idk but I’m sure you’d get along with both of them!!

Dw, I LOVE it when people recommened me new F/O's, I really really do!

So I looked up both and-

Damn. Media has such good quotes. Like, "Time and attention are better then lamb's blood". THAT'S SO GOOD TF. And their appereances as, for example, Monroe, Great! I'm pretty sure as soon as I get to start Ameri.can gods, they will be a platonic F/O!!

And for Neverwhere's Door (sadly barely found anything about her) she seems awesome as well, especially with her ability to open things! She might become a platonicF/O as well! :o

[dalekofchaos]

Just want to pop in and say that your posts on 'Dark Side of the Ring' are very enlightening because I'm not a fan of wrestling and I've never seen a match, but I am HOOKED on the docu series. It's nice to see the series from the perspective of the fans and long time viewers. I know it means reliving darker times (the Benoit episodes legitimately shocked me) but I appreciate the perspective and insight. What's something that you would REALLY want VICE to cover for Season 3 and why?

The RIngbloy Scandal. That scandal got buried under a rug after people signed NDAs and got paid off. Also because pedophile Pat Patterson got off, the only one who was punished was Mel Philips. 

For more information on the Ringboy Scandal please watch Wrestleamia’s video and Graplevision’s video on the subject

I’d also like a episode on the Steroid trial. For the fact that Vince was able to get away with it and to explore the culture and environment of the 80′s wrestling. Would be interesting.

[myriadimagines]

Hey I know you get requests a lot and there are probably a lot of shows you have on your bucket list but have you by any chance seen Hulu’s Reprisal? It’s really good and if you like Peaky Blinders it will be right up your alley! Just thought I drop in a recommendation because the fanbase is pretty niche and I think you might like it! (Especially the Three River Phoenixes... everyone loves them, even myself)

ooooo i’ve never heard of it but i’ll definitely have to check it out, the premise sounds super interesting!! thank you for the recommendation!!!

[goddamn-strop]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you if you want to. Learn more about your mutuals and followers ✨ (no pressure though!!)

1. this 100k+ slowburn political marriage enemies-to-lovers jaina/sylvanas fic that i stayed up until 8 am reading last night  2. beef curry  3. my tomato seedlings are growin up big and strong 4. telling the spiders in my house that i love them 5. the fuckin crate i bought today: 

i’ve been trying to build a trade goods pack for larp and the last crate i used was delightfully aged after sitting in the backyard for about 10 years but not so structurally sound. crate 2: electric boogaloo is looking to give me much better results.