#shamanler

[thefaceofthneedinc]

I can tell your body looks rigid, sir. I've got a nice herbal treatment for a knotted back like yours!

*stares at your beautiful long hair*

Wha- oh right, Yes, my back gets a little sore from standing perfect straight posture at times. Your treatment sounds real tempting, how much do you charge?

[midd-mod]

If I wax my mustache off and glue it to Ed, would you give him a second chance?

But then I would still date YOUR mustache on Ed’s face!

[shaman-ler]

Inbox starving

must.....devour...QUESTIONS

[tragicillustrator]

original (x)

[poltergeistonceler]

I detect a spirit. Ah! You! Shall I show you the way to heaven, friend? You shouldn't be stuck here in limbo, it's bad. O nO

I wouldn’t expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Poltergeist Once-ler? 

Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it’s a great idea to try and send me to the afterlife.

You think I’m still here because I can’t find my way? I have my reasons for staying and they’re none of your business. 

But I can tell you this….

my business is far from being over.

[kitschy-starlight]

Speed Draw of the Shaman-ler

Tons of fun to draw~

[thefaceofthneedinc]

Howdy o v o/

Send me a “Howdy” and I’ll tell you what I think of youYou need a HAIRCUT pronto

[poltergeistmod]

-WHEEZES AT IN EMBARRASSMENT-

-holds u gently against my bosom-sh shhhh shhhhh shhhh -pap pap pap pap-