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Gold: [looking through instagram] Oh damn, bae goals.

Diamond: Who’s got bagels?

Gold: No. Bae, goals.

Diamond: Aw, man.

[at a dexholder meetup]

Gold: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Gold: Not you Diamond, you’re an angel and we’re all thrilled to have you.

[ordering cake over phone]

Diamond: And what would you like the cake to say, sir?

Gold: [covers phone]

Gold: [to spouse] Do we want a talking cake?

Hey, so, I have a party coming up and am in need of a stripper to come out of the cake. Would you be up for it?

No. Go get someone else.

Chai.

I don’t really go to Starbucks often, but last time I got a soy green tea latte and a gingersnap cookie. It was really yummy.

What about dongs?

Not my thing. I've said this already

Dogs.. but I suppose dongs aren't too bad either.

I'm not overly fond of dogs

Ah.. I suppose thats a good point. Got me there. Hi I like dogs and nipples. Just not usually together.

Dogs or dongs?

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