Jan 8
Pale-ass white bitch with pink eye say what?!
Shane Dawson as Shananay
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Pale-ass white bitch with pink eye say what?!
Shane Dawson as Shananay
Why you wanna take a picture with him? He ain't even Santa Claus. His name is Pablo. We got outta jail the same day. He was in there for druggin', rapin', and killin' 3 children Japanese prostitutes. He was 'sposed to be in 25 to life, but they lost his records or somethin'. Lucky-ass motherfucker.
🎄 Shane Dawson as Shananay 🎅🏻
If I get crabs in your car, I'm gonna rip your balls off and feed 'em to my iguana.
Shane Dawson as Shananay
Ooh, poop cramp!
Shane Dawson as Shananay
They fuckin' with they ponytails? Whoo. Now, I done fucked a lot of random ass shit. You know, pickle jar, wooden leg, rabbit feet. But I ain't never fucked a ponytail. That shit's crazy.
Shane Dawson as Shananay
Running around your neighborhood, and I'm stealing all your shit. (You better watch out.) I hope that you have a lot of bling, 'cause I'm gonna go pawn it. (Ooh, this ain't gold.) Making it rain with your Christmas cards and unwrapping all your gifts. (I hope you get a dildo.) Maybe I'll try to smoke your tree and then I'll raid your fridge. (Ooh, Twinkies!) Tomorrow, you will see me on your local evening news. This just in, without a witness, a crazy bitch has stolen Christmas. I hope you don't have any cameras, and I hope I don't wake you. But what I hope for most of all is that none of you are Jews. (Instrumental break) Come on, boys! Put your dicks into it! Ha-ha-ha, yeah! Running around your neighborhood, and I'm stealing all your shit. Step over, The Grinch, 'cause I'm the new bitch who just stole this Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. Yeah! Whoo! I am tired! Anyone got a blunt?
Shane Dawson as Shananay
Well, fine then! Walk yo...sexy ass out. Lookin' so delicious, I could just eat you up like a Crunchwrap Supreme with some extra Baja sauce and nacho cheese on the si-ide! Damn! Whoo!
Shane Dawson as Shananay
Wait a minute. Is this really shit, or am I in a dream and this shit is symbolizing shit? Either way, I'm bored.
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