new himbo just dropped.

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new himbo just dropped.
i think the next step for me socially is to fake my death and become a sea captain
“Long Live the Lady Knight—
Strongest of will and righteous of right.
Won’t raise her sword unless you start the fight,
And if you do, you’ll pay with your life.
We sing: Long Live the Lady Knight—
Her wit is sharp and her laugh a delight.
She shows compassion where others would smite,
But be you cruel and she’ll slay you tonight.”
A Shanty for the Lady Knight
Think it’s a bit rude how decorative daggers and swords exist but I’m not allowed to have them in public bc other people get stabby??? Js a dagger would 100% complete my sexy pirate outfit but y’all had to go and ruin it by doing knife crime ffs
Repeat after me kids
Letters of Marque are for
Fucking Narcs
I'm playing a lil banjo tonight!
Le Petit Mort is Sanchez, Hambone, Hustle and Mertz
(Fred X Mertz on banjo!)
D.U.I.