#birate

[bi-girl-offical]

Both vampires and pirates are inherently bisexual

[silversword7000]

God I am so gay for Beverly Crusher and Dana Scully.

[riversofconfluence]

More unhinged pirate women in Dnd 2025

[pyuavlin]

'Prepare to be boarded!'

[dyingroses]

Siren tries to lure a sailor himbo but he’s so polite she lets him live

He’s so sweet and gentle and stupid that she worries how he will fair in this world of vile men, so they follow his ships and bring him hidden treasure

Eventually he becomes captain of his own ship

And to her surprise the rest of the crew are women, because he was the only one nice enough to hire females

And the women are super nice and grateful to the siren for enabling their freedom by bringing the himbo captain the treasure he needed to buy his own ship

and  . . .  i don’t know where i’m going with this, probably somewhere sapphic

[ladytano85]

Rennfaire today! 🏴‍☠️

[sunbeamedskies]

[bowandharrow]

Pros of having a pirate S/O

they give you cool trinkets from their voyages

very steady on boats, will hold you steady

cool sea facts

probably have a very cool map and other navigation tools

you can look into their looking glass, aim it at them, and go "I spot a cutie"

Cons of having a pirate S/O

none.