shark girl summer is a state of mind 💅
yet another unrealistic body standard for women
just saw this at the store and honestly? i’m tired. first they wanted us to have the perfect waist, then the perfect glow, and now i’m expected to have a literal apex predator for a head just to pull off a sports bra? 🦈✨
i don’t make the rules, i just live in a society where you aren’t considered "summer ready" unless you’re ready to navigate the deep sea and the clearance rack at the same time. it’s the jawline for me. literally.
pros of this look:
never have to do your makeup again
guaranteed personal space in the gym
intimidating presence at the local pool
cons:
finding a hat is a nightmare
constant craving for chum
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